[ Bat-Man's Favorite Curse ] 🃏🦇Bat-Man x The Joker #Fanfiction

-[News]-

"So Josh would you say that this is just the beginning and that we the people may just be finding a new found hope?" the blonde news reporter questions her male coworker (Josh) with a slightly too high raised eyebrow making her other fellow news reporter sweat a bit before gathering himself while live broadcasting in Gotham city. Josh finally answers and strongly adds "Yes Ashley I really do.. I think we may be welcoming our new found hero." Ashley firmly nods to the camera man not even bothering to glance at Josh before continuing on with the live news report.

The people gossip around Gotham city

     -{Gossip}-

"Do you really think that's the way the "Almighty Bat-Man" will save us..?" a bartender says and then adds "I mean he has been out on his ass all month probably drinking him self away..I mean the Joker even had to step in and do some actual work!" a local Bartender says while spilling a customer's drink all over the table while being interviewed by another reporter "Uh yeah.. right back to you Donnie!" a female news reporter nods to his senseless rambling before walking off.

"..I WILL NOT STAND FOR THAT BEACHED MAN IN A GREEN WIG!" a drunk man rumbles under his breath while stumbling  away another man starts up and adds "..uh yeah right you think Bat-Man can still do better..I say that no one and I mean NO-ONE  should ever take a opinion from a man who doesn't even know what day it is." the man says while chucking  "HERE HERE!" another man yells while chugging his beer"..I think his name is ..Harley or something?" a man in a big coat adds to the outburst . this was outside of a parking lot outside of work while some men were drinking.

"...Oh...I think Bat-Man has gotten..well..how do I say this without being too mean or harsh....rusty?...Because you can look back and see all the "great" things he has done yes..but...over these past few months and years..he has really failed us...I  mean think of us...we the people...what has he really saved?...not the "countless" people who have DIED..or the houses and buildings destroyed....think of the children for once...Bat-Man.." she says his name in a mocking tone by which this was said by Miss Gordon herself...Mr Gordon's daughter...

Now Bat-Man had heard all of this and much much more but the reason for how he heard was because he had cameras everywhere since he had to keep an eye on.. well quite literally every thing and anything that could put people in harms way..but he was used to this random rambling by now....right?

Right? was the question he had never quite answered that himself...nor had he ever gotten around to it or would ever....Right?...no he was way over his head all he needed was some good nights rest.......i'm not going to say it again...Right..?

-[End Of First Chapter]-

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