[ Bat-Man's Favorite Curse ] 🃏🦇Bat-Man x The Joker #Fanfiction

-[The Press]-

Many mumbles were echoed in the halls many of which were talking..or more like arguing everyone speaking over each other it felt like who can be the loudest and most argumentative without even hearing the one before you speak.

Think of middle school....horrendous right?....well that was the work place..this was earth's own hell and was proud to be. It could give you a life and it could take one just as easily..nothing like death..mostly..it was more like making you're own life a living hell hole where everyday you want to put a bullet to you're own head and rot away to nothing.

Sounds horrible?...well yes..but the only thing from pulling the trigger for most people was the pay checks..they were good..not just good..but very .

It was well enough that it paid off your house payments, car payments, taxes,etc and honestly got you more than one house.

Anyways you might be thinking "..what does this have to do with anything" well Bat-Man..and not just him but Joker too...they were very anxious about what the press had to say about all this..and them.. the only reason they were was because the press tended to make not so great decisions when it came to heroes..and villains..or at least that's what they thought.

-[The Decision]-

A bunch of files were in folders and out in front of the press as they were ready to come to a decision as to what they would do with Bat-Man's not so great actions as many thought he was far too harsh and would beat people to a pulp and many..would go in comas on the other hand many civilians thought The Joker was turning over a new leaf and becoming a new found hero by saving someone's child..while various thought Bat-Man was starting to turn rusty...(not a great look right?)

Small words were engaged and many heads would nod but no one would dare to come to an open decision and would just mumble words and others would just shake their heads. 

(Maybe the Heros were right?)

(WRONG!)

Or that's at least not what the press or the people in change thought. they felt that any decision that they made was for the better and that they were the best of the best anyone else who thought differently was insufficient and everyone would walk behind them never in front and that they were above the law...or that's what they made their job up to be

Finally someone spoke up and you want to know what their decision was?

"..What if.......?!" a voice spoke among them all just then every head in the room turned toward the voice or the person who dared to shift the silence all mumbling and whispering stop all the noise in the room came to a halt.

"..What If.." a man spoke again every person in that room was holding their ear out to listen closely "..-we chose to punish both sides-" another voice stopped his words "..and then what we get doomed by everyone on planet earth?"  "Did you even think this through?"a female voice bickered drowning his words out  "-HEAR ME OUT.!" the first man spoke again the heads in the room waited for him to start again...and so he did "-.as I was saying if we punish both sides but not too harshly we just have to play our cards right.and so..we have them make up..we leave the work to them.we have them do everything and we wait for the media to focus on them.not us..." a sigh of relief summoned the room.

"but how so?" another woman asked the man "..Well.we....." the man who first spoke trails off ".HA -you can't even think of one thing..?" a man with a deep voice half mocked "..this could cost us our lives..." the first man who spoke starts up again and adds "..we have them...work together...-" "No..that would never work..those fools are like night and day.oil and water they would never listen to reason..let alone listen to the press..". the man mumbled "but!" the first man starts again "..we have them.....take care of.......-" the man trails off yet again and takes a look around the room now looking for anything that could help him prove his point.

(He finds it)

"...Take care of a child!" the man falls back in his chair his smile a large grin that could scare any five years old kid.

The chaos began immediately "...ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND JOHN??!" and so you find out that John was his name...but more was to come "..ARE YOU ACTUALLY STUPID??!" another woman spoke obviously outraged at this so called "John"  words of reasoning were drowned out by the truly lovely  screeches by his other fellow coworkers.

 but plenty of words were spoken but many of which...I sadly can't tell you...but I'm sure your imagination will be enough.

But...surprising enough....they agreed maybe it was the vodka that John had brought to bring for "just in case" or maybe...just maybe..they truly were fooled by the idiotic idea...I mean John was quite the charming man....if you were half past seeing stars..kinda drunk.

The Letter Sent To Take Note Of Their Decision Of What To Say On Live Board Casting

We the press have decided that the hero called Bat-Man and his greatest enemy The Joker are to be working together on the date of    [ September 22nd of this year ]

And they shall adopt a small child and we the press will decide what to do on further observation and how they act toward the small child and how they act when together and when living with one another we will act upon further notes.

(I'm still not sure how I feel about my writing or this chapter..but I hope you enjoyed it!)

                           September 22nd adoption is going to be in the next chapter or the one after it so hang on ..if anyone is reading thank you for my book out of all the other amazing one's I am truly grateful love you all!🥸

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