[ Bat-Man's Favorite Curse ] 🃏🦇Bat-Man x The Joker #Fanfiction

-[Games?]-

"OH!- WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME THAT?!" Joker said to Harley in a surprisingly serious tone "Oh i'm real sorry pudding.. I really meant no harm you see I was jus-" Harley was cut off by The Jokers finger pressing it to her lips "..Oh..Joker darling i-" "I HAD SAID SHUT-UP!" Joker said now turning from his chair and actually facing her and faking a genuine smile "..Harley darling..you just have to know something...you following through with me?" Joker asks Harley half through talking "..Oh-uh.. Yes yes pudding I am" she nods quickly to show her understanding "..Good cause I never was one for followers.." he smiles and Harley returns the smile and trys to speak up but before she can joker presses a big red button and Harley falls into a dark room underneath the floor boards.

"..Ugh Batsy understands me better than this..I just don't see why ..She can't" The Joker says and then he turns to his computer and starts to re-watch his "Career" drop right before his eyes all because he saved someones child.

"..Oh why can't the press just drop this.." the Joker thinks to himself "..Maybe i should just drop a bomb on the child's home..better yet a nuke..maybe..just maybe the press would drop my charges..and maybe I wouldn't have to be a hero.." Joker seriously sobs into his purple suit as he watches himself on the news saving a child.

He pulls out a magic trick flower out of his suit and weeps into it but then some water starts to shoot out of it and then he starts to think the flower is mocking him so he tells the flower "...Oh I could kill you!" he starts to choke out the flower now calling it "Damn Batsy!" as he kills the flower.

"..Why....why in Gotham would I ever save a child......and why would someone ever even care. let alone the press.?" Joker says as he slumps into his chair.

Joker asks himself this question every day, slowly letting it eat away at him....but then a voice interrupts his train of thought "..Can I come out already Joker love?" Harley shouts from the basement "..it's cold and dark down here....please?" Harley asks which Joker replies with "..No." and that was the end of that.