So it was so early in the morning and the earth didn't go to sleep so he decided to play a little prank on the group.
Earth: HELLO GUYS WAKE UP!
No response
Earth: WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Uranus: earth what the hell do u want it's literally 4:00 in the morning
Mercury: yeah go to bed.
Earth: wait it's 4:00 I thought it was 6:30
Mars: we have different times but technically I'm awake since me and earth almost tilts on the same axis.
Venus: earth what did you wake us up for
Earth: well I just wanted to say.....
(Cough....Cough)
I HAVE WATER
I HAVE LIFE
I HAVE TREES
I HAVE AND ATMOSPHERE
I HAVE LITTLE HUMANS
I HAVE A TWO MOONS!
Mars: wait u though u have 1 moon
Earth: basically I have two because I have an asteroid orbiting and Luna is orbiting me too!
Mars: but I have water.
Mars: and I have an atmosphere-
Earth: like I was saying
I HAVE GRASS
I HAVE A MAGNETIC FIELDS (EVEN THO SOME OF THE OTHER PLANETS HAVE IT....
Jupiter removed earth from the group-
Saturn: thank u my gigantic gassy friend!
Jupiter removed Saturn from the group.
Neptune: what the fuck just happened
Uranus: who taught u that word-
