HEY DHAR MAN FAM- my bad sooooo this will be extra extra long since I'm bored at home 😑 so enjoy!
Jupiter: everyone me and Saturn has an announcement
Earth: what is it?
Saturn: me and jupi are engaged
Venus: oh we knew that already
Jupiter: how the f- I mean how did y'all no
Mercury: basically we saw a ring on Saturn's finger
Jupiter: that doesn't mean anything-
Venus: yes it does. Anyways wanna know the real reason how we know?
Saturn: yes!
Venus: okay so since we saw the ring on yall fingers we decided to have a planet meeting-
Mars: Venus can I say the rest
Venus: you know what yeah
Mars: okay so mercury asked "we could just spy on them because we can have evidence and see if they are getting engaged or not."
And then we went to yall orbits and then we heard yall conversation. Jupiter said " We should go tell them about our engagement!" And then Saturn was like " hmm I don't know wouldn't they already figure out?"
And then Jupiter was like-
Jupiter: okay okay, well we are getting married and all of you are invited
Neptune: what's a married?
The rest of the planets: oh hell naw Neptune!
Earth: jinks!
Earth: hahaha y'all can't talk
Neptune: but I can talk tho soooo
Neptune: mercury
Neptune: Venus
Neptune: mars
Neptune: Jupiter
Neptune: Saturn
Neptune: and Uranus can talk
Venus: bahahaha " and ur-anus can talk"
Uranus: STFU VENUS. THATS WHY MERCURY SAID HE HAD MORE FUN FUCKING EARTH THEN WITH U!
Mercury: hey what I gotta do with this!
Venus: is that true mercury?
Mercury: no Venus
Earth: what I'm the best at fucking people
Every one: EARTH WHAT THE FUCK?!
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Earth: why do u all wanna fuck me
Mars: I will🤫🧏♀️
Mercury: get a room
SUN:HELLO MY PLANETS THAT ORBIT AROUND ME!
All: hi sun.
SUN: YALL ARE SOME DRY TEXTERS ANYWAYS IM GONNA MAKE A GROIP FOR ONLY ROCKY PLANETS AND ILL MAKR A GROUP FOR GASSY PLANETS
Uranus: mate I'm actually an ice giant-
SUN:SAME THING NOW. ALL OF U GO TO THE GROUPS TGAT U ARE ASSIGNED TO BYEEE!
In the terrestrial planets gc
Earth: hey guys I'm gonna change the group name
Earth changed the group name to " EARTH HAS A BIG C$&@
Venus: why did u change the name to that
Mercury: yeah and what happened to the text
Earth: oh I changed it to italic text and I wanted to change it to that because it true I have a big cock
Earth: even mars and mercury can prove it
Mercury: earth is 12 inches Venus
Mars: yep he's 12
Earth: see I have the biggest one
Mercury: nope I know everyone's size
Mercury: earth is 12
Mercury: mars is 15
Mercury: Venus is 18
Mercury: and mines is 20
Earth: for u to be the smallest out of us u are big
Venus: I agree
Mars: guys why are we even talking about this-
Alright yall we are gonna go to the jovians gc
Neptune: guys I have a secret that I've been waiting to tell u guys for a long time.
Uranus: Neptune I didn't know u could spell of of those words but what do u need to tell us?
Saturn: yeah go ahead and tell us Neptune
Neptune: I've been uhh faking my personality Jupiter already knows and Pluto
Uranus: IM SORRY WHAT-
Hahahaha cliffhanger
