Vaggie: I don't mean to be rude—
Charlie : Yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often.
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Charlie : I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Vaggie: Wow. They sound stupid.
Charlie : But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
Vaggie: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Charlie : I guess you're right. Hey Vaggie, I love you.
Vaggie: See! Just say that!
Charlie : Holy fucking shit.
Vaggie: If that flies over their head then, sorry Charlie , but they're too dumb for you.
Charlie : Vaggie.
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Vaggie: Charlie , I screwed up, big time.
Charlie : Vaggie, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Vaggie: Did you study for the marine biology test?
Charlie : Of course I did! Listen: fish are remarkably well adapted to water. What's more, they can swim.
Vaggie: You are so lame.
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Charlie : You have to apologize to them Vaggie.
Vaggie: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Charlie : Two bros!
Charlie : Chillin' in a hot tub!
Charlie : Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
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Charlie : I'm in love with you.
Vaggie: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Charlie : I know.
Vaggie: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Charlie : I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Vaggie: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.
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Charlie : *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That's embarrassing—
Vaggie: We're married.
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Charlie : Fight me!
Vaggie: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Vaggie: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
