Vaggie: BE A BETTER PERSON!
Charlie : WHY?!
Vaggie: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
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Charlie : Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Vaggie!
Vaggie: You can't expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
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Charlie : Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid.
Vaggie: You always act stupid.
Vaggie:
Vaggie: Wait...
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Charlie : Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Vaggie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Charlie : The fourth sentence-
Vaggie: Yeah, that's where I got really emotional and I-
Charlie : It's "you're" not "your".
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Vaggie: Goodnight to the love of my life, Charlie , and fuck the rest of y'all.
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Vaggie: I want to kiss you.
Charlie , not paying attention: What?
Vaggie: I said if you die, I wont miss you.
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Charlie : Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Vaggie: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I've obviously gone crazy.
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Vaggie: Two brooooos!
Charlie : Chillin' in a hot tub!
Vaggie: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Charlie :
Vaggie:
Charlie : *tearing up*
Vaggie: Babe, c'mon...
Charlie : AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Vaggie: Babe..
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Vaggie: You look good in that hoodie.
Charlie : You know where else I'd look good?
Vaggie, zero hesitation: My bed.
Charlie , at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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Charlie : Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Vaggie: I wrote you a poem.
Charlie , already crying: You did?
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Charlie : That was so hot, Vaggie.
Vaggie: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Charlie : I'm so in love with you
