Runnin' With The Devil: A Rock and Roll Adventure

Part 26

"Holy Hell, Edgar! I thought you said you could do this! Where is the manual I provided for you?", Bob asked.

Well, Sir! The manual was quite heavy, so I wrote down all the instructions on something humans call index cards. I separated them into each category, pre-checklists, take-off, landing, things like that, then paper clipped them together, and kept them all in my shirt pocket behind my pocket protector under my pilots jacket.

I was nervous and sweating when we took off, so I took off the jacket, and put it in the co-pilots seat.

When we were spiraling down, out of control, my sunglasses fell off, and my pocket protector, my pen, and the cards fell out. The cards fell apart, and were flying around the cockpit.

Now they're scattered everywhere on the cockpit floor. I don't know what order they go in, or what card goes to what instruction. It's a big mess, Sir!", Edgar replied.

"Do you want to take this one, Mr. Hard-Sell?", Bob asked me.

I was reluctant to be anywhere near Edgar after what happened last time, so I simply answered, "Your Demon! Your problem!"

All the girls screamed again, this time screaming, "He's a Demon!"

"Yes, Girls! But he's a kinda cool guy, unless you sneak up behind him!", I replied.

"Thanks", Edgar said.

"Ok then! Very well!, Mr. Hard-Sell! I will take care of it!", Bob responded. "Let's Go, Edgar!"

They both then headed out the door, down the hallway, through the other door, and disappeared out of sight.

"I like your accordion!", Tony's redhead said.

"You can check it out, if you want to!", he told her, then placed it gently around her neck.

I offered my guitar to Donna, who nervously accepted.

All the guys then offered their gear to their girls.

They all just stayed still, looking like a bad independent T & A movie, in their sexy lingerie.

My first girl was just standing there, as she was the "Odd Girl Out".  So, I let her use one of my other guitars.

"Play something!", Derek said.

"Yeah! Girls can rock too!", Stephen said.

My mind then flashed to the all female Rock band Vixen, they might have been poppy,  and radio friendly, but they still rocked... kind of.

Stephen's girl then counted it off, except she didn't do the normal count off, she just said, 1, 2, 3, 4.

Now, I have no idea what those girls played, or what Corey's girl was saying. I seriously doubt that they did either. It was mostly high pitched screaming.

It was a 3 minute cacophony of sheer and udder noise. But they had fun, and that's all that matters.

Anyway, when they finished, Derek screamed out, "Rock and Roll!", and threw up the horns.

We all did the same, including Tony.

The girls high fived each other, and were jumping up and down, cheering. Some of them did high kicks like cheerleaders do.

What a sight that was. Sexy lingerie, remember?

Anyway, Bob then returned from the cockpit.

"Well, you boys really changed since I've been gone!", he said smiling.

The girls then gave us back our gear.

"Well, Boys!... and girls! Edgar has it all figured out now, so we'll be landing soon. Let's head back to the other room, shall we?"