Ana And Her Redundant Life

Chapter Three: Or Else I'll Let You Eat A Whole Damn Shoe.

(A/N) Hello! Another update because I'm awesome like thaaaat! First off, that's Stefan  on the photo *cue heart eyes* Second I'll be using non-actors in this book because it's too mainstream. I'll be using people who are famous on instagram, twitter, and social media. Capiche? Oh, and that's Neels Visser right there. So hot 😍 And yes, he is holding a cute little piglet right there ❤

T H R E E

"Anastasia Jianey Lavielle! Wake your fat ass up!" I groaned at Xav's voice booming through my room's four walls.

Wait a minute.

What is up with everyone calling my ass fat?! It's not that fat isn't it? Come on! I worked out in France so it's probably not fat! At least not that fat! Ugh I really hate girl problems! I mean-

"ANA!" Oops, totally forgot Xav was still inside my room.

"I'm getting up dammit! Calm your man boobs you buffalo!" I shouted on my pillow. So it probably sounded like,"Amfgeffingufdawit! Cumfyourwenboofsyoufuffawo!"

"Look, I didn't get what you just said but please get up or you're going to be late!" Xav pleaded and I instantly got up. I absolutely hate being late. Me being late is like saying frogs can talk instead of croak.

What? I like to exaggerate things you know. You should get used to it.

Anyway, I quickly hopped in to my shower and bathed as quick as I could but properly at the same time too. Don't want to smell like a croaking frog on my first day!

What is up with me and croaking frogs?!

After I finished up, I put on a fresh pair of underwear and them proceeded to decide what to wear. I chose a plain black skirt that just went a little above my knees and inserted a black and white long-sleeved collar shirt. I wore my white long socks that reached my knees and paired it with my favourite pair of black boots.

Trust me, I don't even know why I'm wearing a lot of black. I feel like I'm going to a funeral instead of school. Hmm, come to think of it. School is just like a funeral, at least for me. The brains are the ones that died because of too much schoolwork therefore it is a funeral. Only, it's for brains. And maybe for a person too. They could be more drained than usual and die so-

"ANA! IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THERE IN 10 SECONDS I AM LEAVING YOUR FAT ASS!" Xav shouted irritatedly from the kitchen.

You know what? I give up! So what if I have a fat ass! See if I give two flying pigs about it!

I rushed down the stairs, almost falling down in the process, and went straight outside towards the car with Xav on my heel. Mom and Dad left for work already hence their absence at the moment. I didn't bother eating because I wasn't hungry enough for breakfast. Although I'm pretty sure I'd regret it in the middle of second period. You know what they say, regrets are always in the end.

As soon as we arrived school, I hurriedly got out of the car but not before bidding my brother goodbye. I rushed towards the school office to get my schedule ignoring the surprised stares of the old students and curious ones of the new students.

When I entered the office, I was immediately greeted with the smell of coffee making me double regret why I didn't eat breakfast or just even drink my drug. Coffee.

This is all Xav's fault. Ugh.

"Oh hello Anastasia! Welcome back! How have you been? Oh my gosh, it's been so long!" The secretary, Mrs. Lexington exclaimed with surprise. She was one of the nicest staff here in Jamestown and she always treated me like one of her daughters. Yeah because she has 12 kids, half were girls and the other half were boys. 7 of them go to school here, at least I think they still do.