Kenji Sato Oneshots

Kenji Sato Head Canons (sfw)

1. 100% the type to be extremely sassy and match your energy

"Uh huh, and you also said you'd start baking bread, that never happened now did it?"

2. Whenever you complain about something (as long as it's not too serious) he'd kiss your head and just say "You'll be alright you're tough"

3. His affection comes in the form of paying for you to get things. Like he'll give you 100-500 dollars so you could go shopping because he can afford it

4. Has bought you a jersey with his name and number on it for you to wear, especially when you go to his games

5. Whenever you're venting about something he's not fully listening, but he's thinking about how to make you feel better.

6. Doesn't understand why you do certain things in certain ways but doesn't question it since it makes you unique to him

7. Will always try to do something with you even if he's exhausted, like cuddling, or watching a movie, or ordering takeout instead of cooking

8. Is constantly being slightly annoying, whether it be him moving something of yours so you have to talk to him or tightening jar lids so you have to ask him to help you, just small inconveniences

9. Has 0 idea how to cook and once almost burned down the kitchen when he tried to cook for you on Valentine's Day (He forgot about the bacon in the oven)

10. Whenever he does QNA for the public he always asks if you want to go since you "bring out his energy"

11. While he's typically gentle he's always very chaotic, once he picked you up and (gently) tossed you into his bed before yelling "Home run!" As if he hit a baseball

12. Not much of an alcohol person, maybe a nice wine or possibly some whiskey, but wouldn't drink any hard liquors like vodka

13. Surprisingly likes reading, he finds it relaxing and fun, but since he doesn't have time to sit down and read he's typically listening to an audio book while he

𝙰𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚎:  Should I make an nsfw version for this? Also do yall agree with any of these? Also idk why the words are black I can't fix it 😭