Dedicated to my pet bird, without whom there'd be no way to shoehorn in a "bird poop meets car" joke.
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Simply Dedicated
HumorA bunch of funny hypothetical book dedications, with their own twists.
Dedication 2
Dedicated to my pet bird, without whom there'd be no way to shoehorn in a "bird poop meets car" joke.