a new home for us

chapter 16

       Edward pov

God she was driving me fucking mad right now. But there was not a damn thing I could do about it.

I kept slamming shots down like crazy tonight damn! I was actually starting to feel it.

I had to stop and just went back to beer. I want to remember my wedding night thank you very fucking much.

I started laughing at myself. Then I felt my wife touch and I slid my hands on her skin and slammed her against me.

"I needed that!" I told her as my head fell against her shoulder with a thunk!

So did she! I just closed my eyes and just enjoyed the feel of the touch of having close to me again.

"It's cake time babe!" She told me. "Give me a moment please!" I told her. "Okay!" She told me.

She just melted into me and it just made my heart melt that she let me have it.

She finally took my hand and made me follow her. But I had a better idea instead and gave her a piggy back instead to the cake table.

Then I sat her down and we shared a piece of cake and I finally got a hold of her and just kiss her finally again tonight and I pulled away and I busted out laughing at her because now she had frosting on her face and she was wiping it off licking it off her fingers.

"Not wasting this shit it's my fucking favorite!" She said. Then she started beating the hell out of Emmett when he try to sneak a piece.

"HEY WHAT I TELL YOUR ASS LAST FUCKING TIME AND I HAD MY SON STRAPPED TO ME ASSHOLE!" She snapped out at him.

"You actually remember that now baby sis?" He asked her and she jumped down and shot her hand in the air and pointed to my big brother and he went flying and he looked at my fucking ass and my hands shot up in surrounder on this shit.

"I still have all control bro and it wasn't her!" I told him and my baby girl crawled up to him.

"Hey dumb dumb down here!" He looked down and the wait for it happened and he bounced on that one and I busted out laughing at him.

"That's what you get for stealing ma favorite jack ass!" She reached up for her ma and my wife picked her up and they high five and then sunshine tackle his and she was in integration position on top of him and kept cuffing him upside the back of the head pointed to his ass narrowing her eyes at him.

"Oh my fucking God a mini version of my baby sister only human and hazel eyes! I can't believe what I'm witnessing with my eyes right now." He said.

Even my sister and dad everyone was losing it with laughter with him.

"And women and gentlemen this is the reason we call him the Jokester!" I bowed as my hand went out to introduce my brother.

"That's how you introduce my ass big brother?" He asked me. "How else do I introduce you fucker? The not the blooming fuck up you showed up here the first as but who you're truly our Em! Why do you think we named our son after you dumb ass?" I asked and he hit himself in the head.

"Duh!" He said and all of us busted out laughing. "Sis come here please!" She walked over to me and I put my arm around her and she leaned against me and I pointed to her.

"This one here is actually my sister first believe it or not until my wife stole her and then my sister steals my wife teddy bear!" My sister busted out laughing and so did I.

"She's me flipped backwards in female version where we were born and as you can see part of it has joined here with our land. We weren't born blood either and we were actually sent on a mission because my wife hasn't returned. So all of us had to leave our home and we lost our memories." I told them.