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richie
EDDIE LET ME IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW IVE BEEN KNOCKING FOR LIKE 3 MINS

Eddie
im not home rn? what do you need?

richie
NO NO NO WHOS HOME WHO CAN TAKE ME

bev
im home, but you're not stepping foot inside my house without telling me why ur so upset

richie
IM NOT UPSET U FUCKING IDIOT IM SCARED

mike
why are u scared rich

y/n
NO ONE LET HIM IN, IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU TOZIER

mike
ohhh that's why you're scared

stan
babe? what did he do? why are we trying to kill him? i thought you guys were both still at richies w me, did you both leave without telling me??

richie
I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE CHANGING I SWEAR

Richie removed stan and y/n from "the boozers club😫🍾‼️"

Richie
ok i totally knew she was getting changed but i literally didn't know she could see me. someone plz help.

eddie
bro no way

bev
ur actually such a perv tozier.

bev added stan and y/n to "the boozers club😫🍾‼️"

bev
he's by my house y/n, he's running pretty damn fast tho.

y/n
bev, i could kiss u, thank u.

bill
cut him some slack y/n he said he didn't know  u were changing

ben
i thought he said he did-

richie
SHUT UP BEN

bill
SHUT UP BEN

y/n
obviously i know he knew i was changing, it's what he said AFTER he i caught him

mike
what did he say after?

y/n
i genuinely cannot bring myself to say it without cringing.

bev
that bad huh?

stan
wait i think ik what it is

bev
what was it?

stan
ok so i was like barley awake and i heard y/n yelp and then richies voice go "GYATT" but i thought it was a dream

richie
it was SUPPOSED to be a complement.

mike
oh rich...that's not...

ben removed richie from "the boozers club😫🍾‼️"

ben
he's hiding in the tree house in my back yard i just saw him run up there, GO GO GO‼️

eddie
ya gonna use the quarter sock y/n?

y/n
yk what eds, i was but i think i have a better idea now.
y/n
walking up to ur house rn ben

ben
why r u going in my garage?

stan
oh my fuck ben stop her rn.

stan added richie to "the boozers club😫🍾‼️"

stan
richie, listen to me bud get out of that tree house.

richie
no way, she'll kill me dude

ben
why did she just come out of the garage with a axe?

stan
i tried to warn u rich, i really tried.

richie
SHES CUTTING DOWN THE FUCKING TREE ARE U KIDDING ME SHES HITTING IT WITH THE DAMN AXE. BEN U BEEFSTICK STOP HER

ben
oh no way dude, she's got an axe and that look in her eye, i'm scared she may kill me if i try to stop her.

ben
HE JUST JUMPED OUT OF THE TREE HOUSE NO WAY THAT WAS LIKE A 14 FT DROP???

bev
wait im omw over i have to see this.

stan
i just got here, i would stay home bev, this is not a pretty sight

eddie
what's happening now?

stan
well he's on the ground yelling in pain, i think he knocked the wind out of himself from the fall. the good news is i got the axe away from her.

bev
what's the bad news?

stan
i could not get the quarter sock away from her.

ben
it's true, he's laying on his back and she's hitting him yelling "NEVER SAY THAT AGIAN TOZIER NEVER SAY IT AGAIN"

bill
u guys wanna go to the quarry or sum?

bev
im down

ben
i'll go

Mike
lemme get my swim trunks on

eddie
i'll meet u guys there when i get home

richie
ARE YOU ALL KIDDING? FUCKING HELP ME SHE TURNED ME ON TO MY STOMACH AND IS LITERALLY BEATING MY ACTUAL ASS RN.

stan
eh she'll tire herself out, you'll be ok, babe i'll bring ur swimsuit, come to the quarry when ur finished and see these texts

richie
i hate all of u. every fucking one of u

k soooo hopefully yall fw that one, give me prompts for writing the gcs plsss mwah mwah