The group chat😩✋

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Just a heads up, ur dating Stan😐

Richie
WHAT UP BITCHES‼️‼️

Y/N
It's 7 in the morning 😩

Bill
Richie can you maybe not, we're all trying to sleep...

Stan
Fr....

Richie
Yeah cause you were up all night banging y/n😐😐

Y/N
I'm going to strangle u Stanley Uris. With my bare fucking hands.

Stan
RICHIE WENT THROUGH OUR TEXTS IM SORRY.

Mike
Im sorry but WHY TF would you leave your phone somewhere that Richie could get ahold of it??

Y/N
Mike is the only one in this gc i respect.#meandmikearegettingmaried.

Eddie
I just know that hurt Stan...😬

Mike
YESIRRRR

Richie
What did I tell u. Women hate the Jews. BURN THEM FOR ONCE AND ALL!!!!

Y/N
YEAH BURN THE JEWS!!

Stan
Y/N!!!!

Y/N
Sorry got caught in the moment..

Ben
Do you guys wanna go to the quarry, I'm real bored...

Mike
Yeah sure

Bill
Yes pls

Y/N
Rich please don't watch me change this time...

Richie
I'm so sorry but if u haven't realized ur the only one in this group that has boobs.😼

Stan
Ok but like can I watch or whateva

Bev
Rich wtf I have tits

*richie,bill,and Stan all at once*
Not as big as y/n's.

Y/N
All of u are disgusting, I'm literally about to barf.

*y/n left Pennywise's fav bitches😩✋*

Richie
Um I think tf not trick ass bitch

*Richie added *y/n* to Pennywise's fav bitches😩✋*

Y/N
Rich I sincerely hope you die in a house fire.

Richie
Sorry doll.

Stan
Babe I'll be at your house in 20.

Richie
Can I come too "babe"😻

Mike
It's been like 15 mins why hasn't y/n responded.

Richie
HELP SHES BEATING ME WITH A SOCK

Ben
A sock? And ur scared...of the sock-

Richie
THE SOCK HAS FUCKING QUARTERS IN IT YOU BEEF STICK

Mike
There is no way y/n is beating u with a sock full of quarters tf

Eddie
Oh no, it's true this whole thing is going down in front of my house.

Richie
WHERE THE FUCK ARE U EDDIE??!!

Eddie
Oh, I'm watching from the window.

Richie
COME GET HER OFF ME

Eddie
I would but I would rather not experience the rath of the quarter sock.

Stan
Good choice Ed's. The quarter sock hurts like a bitch.

Eddie
Yeah it looks like it would and- OH NO, SHE HIT HIM IN THE BALLS

Stan
Shit I better go get her...see u guys at the quarry

Ahhhh, I hope y'all liked that. I'm starting on my Richie smut today so it should be posted tn or tmrw!!

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