Apartment Otaku

5 - Gay Bars

Another early Sunday morning, and the gang were sitting around the table, eating. Gareki was eating pizza, which was sitting on her limited edition pizza plate. Jake and Reed were eating pancakes and discussing the next religion war they could have. Izzy was playing on her iPad, while Matt secretly looked over her shoulder.

Alyssa stared at them all, quiet. This apartment that could hold twenty, held a mere six. This made Alyssa upset, and she decided to go out and find a couple more roommates.

"Guys-"

Alyssa was interrupted by the doorbell. It almost gave Alyssa a heart attack, but she went and opened it anyways.

A tall guy with a black hat and glasses on stood there, holding an envelope.

"Does a Cody live here?" He asked, tilting hi sunglasses down a bit, to get a better view of Alyssa.

"Erm, why?"

"The Food Bash is tomorrow at Frisky's Gay Bar, Cody said he wanted to come."

Food bash.

Food bash.

Foooood baaaaash.

Alyssa snatched the envelope.

"I- yes, a Cody lives here, have a good day!" She slammed the door shut in the guys face and held the envelope to her chest.

"Who was that?" Matt called, not really paying attention, for he was still looking over Izzy's shoulder.

Alyssa opened the envelope only to find a card with half naked guys on it and a giant turkey leg.

Monday, July 18th
Food Bash for all the Fabtabulous Gays
At Frisky's 218 Westroad St.

Alyssa awkwardly shifted into her room and shut the door behind her. It was no surprise when someone knocked and Alyssa had the urge to say she was naked.

No. Alyssa is a nice person.

She opened her door to find Izzy standing there, glaring.

"You're hiding something."

"No," Alyssa squeaked.

"Yes!" Izzy grabbed the envelope from Alyssa's hands and read it, "I'm going."

Alyssa sighed, knowing it would come to this, "Okay, Izzy."

With that, the two planned out how they would dress as gay men and-

I'd like to say they did that, but no. They decided to just go as themselves and hoped no one would question their appearance or the fact they were girls who were in fact, not gay guys.

The next day came quickly, and they dressed in their regular clothes. Izzy and Alyssa decided to sneak out of the house, so none of the other roommates heard them. It was a little odd going out for an all day food bash, but did these girls mind?

No.

Which is weird.

What the BEEP is wrong with them.

When they arrived at the gay bar, it was quite difficult getting inside. Gay guys were lined up from the other end of the street, entering to get freed food.

(Is the free food the food, or is it in fact all the other gay men?)

Once Alyssa and Izzy got inside, they say themselves at a table next to another couple of guys who already had fries and drinks sitting in front of them.

"I'd say I hope you don't mind if we sit here, but I don't care if you mind or not because we're going to sit here anyways," Izzy said, calling a waiter over to get their food.

"I don't mind," a guy with bright blue eyes spoke, nudging his friend, "Look I'm about to drink some vodka."

"That's not vodka, it's water-"

"ITS VODKA!" He shouted, taking a giant swig.

The friend sighed, and gave us a sideways glance.

"I'm sorry about him. He's Devin, I'm Sage. Nice to meet you!"

"Alyssa, and this is Izzy," Alyssa said, reaching over and taking a couple of fries.

"I'm drinking vodka," the one started sobbing," I'm so lonely and-"

Another guy came to the table. He had darker hair and he was staring at Devin.

"DEVIN?"

"SETH?"

Devin and Seth then disappeared off to the dance floor.

Which left Alyssa, Izzy, and lots of food. Also Sage, but no one paid any mind.

"Actually, Devin and I just moved here," Sage spoke, "We're looking for a place to stay, what's the best-"

"YES!" Alyssa shouted, "WHY DO I ALWAYS GET SO LUCKY WITH THESE THINGS?"

Sage awkwardly looked around, "What?"

"I have a large apartment and you're invited to stay with us," Alyssa smiled.

Izzy shook her head, "Alyssa, you're never reasonable with these things. What if these guys were rapists? What if they secretly want to murder you? I swear, you never think about it and you just invite people and expect them to be nice. You don't have any interviews, you never ask if they really want to stay-"

"So, so, do you want to stay?" Alyssa asked.

"I'll have to ask Devin, but I'm sure he'll say yes!" Sage smiled.

Alyssa and Sage high-fived while Izzy face palmed.

"Let's eat so we can go show you the apartment!"

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Side Note

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I ship Matt with everyone.

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Next chapter is actually kind of, crazy? Idk, Reed gave me the idea so...

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After that is just pure Alyssa and Jake fluff for a chapter and then some Matt x Sage fluff and then after that I was thinking a beach chapter?