*playing Minecraft*
Reader: *hiding in a villagers house* Oh shit, I'ma die.. A skeleton is right in front of the door. FUCK!
𝒯𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓎: *looks at you wide-eyes* What?!
Reader: I HAVE SALMONELLA!!
Chucky: *wheeze*
𝒯𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓎: Huh?
Reader: I ATE A RAW CHICKEN AND GOT SALMONELLA!!
𝒯𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓎: Oh?
Reader: Chucky. Give me some food. I know you have literal stacks of cooked meat, give me some. CHUCKY!
Chucky: Bitch? No, get your own.
Reader: *frantically* I'M AT ONE HEART! I NEED FO- *dies* ...
Chucky: ...
𝒯𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒶𝓃𝓎: ...
Reader: FUUUUUU-
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OG: Me a few months ago
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Incorrect Slashers Quotes
Fanfiction*Sneaking into Andy's house* 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳: Should we really be doing this? 𝘾𝙝𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙮: *Already half-way through the window* Why the fuck shouldn't we? 𝐴𝑛𝑑𝑦: *hits Chucky with a frying pan* 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳: That's why. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All incor...
