South Park Oneshots

I Hate Him-Heidi x Reader

Gonna be honest really quickly, i have never seen south park, i've only ever played the games and from what i've seen about her character on YT and as well as the wiki this is how i've written her. Sorry if it's weird. anyway this chapter was a request by @GarfsuneMiku, love the username by the way. anyway enjoy party people. 

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You were chilling on your bed after a long day at school. Your brain was absolutely fried and all you wanted to do was take a nap for the next decade. You sighed and closed your eyes but you didn't get to relax for long because your door was opened a few minutes later by none other than heidi. "God I hate him." she said as she walked in, closing your door behind her.

"Cartman again." you ask and she nods. "He's just an asshole, you gotta learn to ignore him."

"Yeah well that's kind of hard when he's literally obsessed with me. He never leaves me alone and is convinced we'll get back together. I mean I threatened to kill him, I had a gun in my hand and everything."

"Yeah and you should've shot his fatass." you laugh but she didn't find it funny.

"Whatever, I just want him to leave me alone, you know." you nod and she walks over to sit next to you on your bed. "You think if I start dating someone he'll leave me alone."

You shrugged. "Who knows, it's cartman. He's extremely unpredictable. Plus who would you even date."

"I mean you and I could date." she suggested and you sat up to look at her. "Oh come on, you're like one of my closest friends and plus if i'm gonna date anyone at that school it is gonna be the least gross one." you stayed silent for a moment, trying to process what she had just said. I mean she basically just asked you out right then and there, something you thought she would never do but here you are. Maybe fake dating Heidi wouldn't be that bad of an idea. "I mean you don't have to say ye-"

"I'll do it." you said confidently, cutting her off. "I mean yeah sure i'll fake date you if that's what you want." a soft smile appeared on Heidi's face that caused you to smile as well.

"Who said anything about fake dating, I'm asking you out. God you're dense." your eyes widened again and your jaw dropped. "What's that face for?"

"I just wasn't expecting you to say that, I mean now I'm really down." Heidi laughed.

"Well i'm glad, you're a really nice person y/n. I love you."

"I love you to heidi." you both stayed silent, grinning ear to ear. Internally you were screaming but for right now you were calm.

"Now im tired as fuck, school sucked. Wanna chill and cuddle for a bit." you nodded rapidly.

"Hell yeah, I was actually about to take a nap before you walked in, my brain is fried."

"Same here." you both laid down and Heidi put her head on your chest before pulling the blanket over the both of you. It's awesome for both of you and oddly calming. Soon later you both fell asleep and it was the best nap you had ever had.

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I'm sorry for this chapter being so short. I didn't have too many ideas for it but I think this is something I might revisit in the future, especially after I finally watch the show and learn more about her character. Anyway i hope i got her character right and even if i didn't i hope you enjoyed regardless. Have a good day/night party people, peace out.

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