South Park Oneshots

My Last Moments -Kenny

I'd like to thank my sister for the idea, she was talking about a book she was reading and this idea popped into my head. The book name will probably be at the end of this chapter if you want to know. Anyway I hope yall enjoy.
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It was 1 in the morning and I was laying back onto my bed, reading a textbook for math class when the room was suddenly cast in a red glow. A black pentagram etched itself into the ground and out popped a familiar face. Satan. "Hey Kenny, I have some new for you." He said, his face was one of half sadness, half nervousness.

I close my text book and sat up. "Yeah, what's up Satan." I responded, raising an eyebrow.

"Listen I know I let you come back up here but you've got to go back to hell. However I'll let you have a day to get your affairs in order." He summoned a smaller pentagram above his hand and out dropped a small pocket watch. "Here have this so you can keep track of your time."

He tosses the watch at me and I look at him horrified. "What, why do I have to go back. We had a deal Satan."

"I'm sorry, that's just the way it has to be." He ignites the portal once more but I sat up and held a finger at him.

"No you dont get to leave, please tell me why I have to leave."

"I can't tell you, I'm sorry Kenny. I'll see you when the timer runs our, goodbye." He sunk back into hell, leaving me shocked and afraid.

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1 day to live.

I have 1 final day to get everything in order before I have to go to hell forever.

It had been years since Satan decided that I could come back to earth after the war against the Canadians but now he wants me back in hell. He wouldn't even explain why.

And now I'm here, pacing back and forth in my room. Where did i start, I mean i could start with saying goodbye to Karen, mom and dad. Then I could drive out a say goodbye to Kevin.

But what if I worry them, what if Karen doesn't want me to leave. Then I could say goodbye to my friends.

However the other option is to start with the group, but that's a whole other problem. What if I get sucked up with them and I don't get the chance to say goodbye to my family.

That's it, I'm not telling anyone I'm dying.

I mean it's not like any one noticed the hundreds of other times I've died. What's different this time. Well this makes my job easier.

Now it's time to say goodbye.

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Karen-

If in gonna say goodbye to anyone first it's gonna be my sister. I looked around my room, i need to give her something as a gift. My eyes landed on my parka, the orange coat i have worn ever single day for years. It's my brand, my prized possession and now it was about to be hers.

I picked it up off of the place I threw it on the floor and neatly folded it, trying my hardest not to cry as I did so. I took a deep breath and walked out of my room, walking only a few feet to knock on her door.