"To entice a bitch like him, I have a rule: give him one soft kiss softly, tease him, and then get him the hell off me," Jisoo remarked.
"Except he knows how to play the game too-then "he's" fucking up your headboard till you're on the bed screaming...
Jisoo in this story has her 2019 Coachella look. I don't know about you guys, but that look was iconic.
Warning: Mention of explicit talk. Like a lot. Explicit writing is not my strong suit but let's get through 😭
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9 p.m.
"Men fucking betray. The only thing you can ever count on is a good old Dior bag, a Versace latex dress, the timeless, sophisticated Burberry coat. And later, a tub of cookie dough ice cream." Kim Jisoo yelled out loud.
"Kim Jisoo, are you kidding me?" A dark-haired female groaned as she looked at her auburn-haired best friend, dressed in a skintight black dress and gloves.
"Yes. Not only do they make you look good but feel good as well." Jisoo seethed, slightly tipsily but mostly with anger, as she clobbered around on her heels with loud "clicks".
"Jisoo-"
"I'm serious! He has the audacity to say, "tHanK You bUT I DoNT ThInk iT wILL wORK oUT." Now, Elle, promise me, to never ever pick a guy that's got a picture of him posing with his cars on his Home Screen and as his WhatsApp profile. Trust me, they're always more into their wheels than you." Jisoo slurred, slightly drunk, while sipping an extra-large takeaway cup of ice-cold taro milk tea and sticky boba.
"I don't know what Jennifer was thinking, setting you up with a car junkie." Elle Jeon groaned as she looked at her best friend, who was innocently sipping balls-I mean, the boba, like a furious chipmunk with copper-red hair in front of her face. "And he couldn't bother to choose pay."
"The guy didn't even bother to help pay. He just jumped into his flashy car and sped off, leaving me stranded. No ride, no manners. I had to call you, my lifesaver, to come rescue me, and now we're both stuck looking for a way home."
