Puggy's mind was basically mush at this point. She had just watched a 10 hour long video on how hacking works and she could finally put her master plan into action.
Puggy was a fan of the amazing digital circus, some obscure webshow that had been running for nearly as long as puggy had been alive. There was one problem though, there were only like 3 artists she knew of that made fan art of the show AND NONE OF THEM MADE THE SHIP SHE LIKED. So puggy decided the only other course of action would be to hack the creator of the show's computer, steal the official animation rigs, then animate the characters kissing.
The creator of the series rarely ever posted anything online, so there wasn't much info to go off of. Thankfully, they recently had an in character Q&A, where after being asked the question on whether or not they liked bts, the creator responded "I do not like bacon turkey salami as I cannot eat!"
This obviously caused a bunch of kpop stans to post the creator's adress, ip, and anything else they could find. All puggy needed was that sweet succulent ip.
Puggy put on sunglasses, opened linux, and turned on 90's techno music and began to hack them.
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Puggy quickly found out how easy it was to hack into them, since they seemed to have not upgraded their router since the early 2000's. Did this guy go outside at all?
Puggy then also found out he was still running windows xp, meaning she didn't even have to try that hard to gain remote access to his pc. She ran a script to force his pc to download a program to let her control the keystrokes and mouse movement.
Puggy found out that the pc barely had anything on it, the desktop was filled with a bunch if random images and text files. The only application on the desktop was labeled "digital circus transfer.exe". Spooky.
Puggy decided to open it. A window showed up saying "please put on your headset and wait for the experience to begin!". Was the digital circus creator making a vr game?
Puggy almost got excited before the window immediately closed. Well that was disappointing.
Puggy decided to look around in the folders. She eventually found one that contained a bunch of models that were either planned for future episodes or unused. She looked at the names of some of them.
"'Gumigoo.chr'? Nah boring, WHERE ARE THE JAX AND RAGATHA MODELS DAMMIT!?!?" Puggy said to herself.
Puggy eventually found a folder labeled "rendering". Inside it she found a program called "admin view.exe". That should help. Puggy double clicked it and got ready to mess around with some dev tools.
A window opened, seemingly showing some random spot of the tent. Puggy found out that she could move around with WASD and look around with the mouse. It controlled like a worse version of roblox studio.
Puggy flew around for a bit before stumbling upon her third favorite character, gangle!
What was weird was that gangle was already moving around on her own, without anyone animating them. Was this "admin view" thing part of the vr game that puggy discovered earlier? That was a likely explanation.
Puggy decided to see what was in the admin panel on the side of the screen. Puggy saw there was a spawn object button and knew what had to be done.
Puggy moved the camera right next to where gangle was and opened the spawn object menu. Puggy loaded in the "ragatha jar" object (whatever that was) and spam clicked the spawn button.
"HOLY $#/! HOW DID YOU GET OUT!" Gangle screamed, "AND WHY IS THERE 10X MORE OF YOU THAN NORMAL?!?!"
Wait the characters have real time reactions? This was one of the coolest things puggy had seen in a game.
Puggy had managed to surround gangle with ragatha jars, which honestly was pretty funny. Puggy decided now was the time to execute her final plan.
Puggy flew around the map for a while before eventually finding Jax doing some random bullshit. He was building some contraption to hit pomni with a Cube at 100 miles per hour or something like that.
Puggy used a selector tool from the command bar and used it to select Jax.
"Heh this $#/÷ is gonna be so funny- wait why am I glowing green WHY AM I GLOWING GREEN" Jax started yelling.
Puggy dragged Jax, who was flinging himself around trying to loosen her cursor grip on him, all the way until she found ragatha.
"Uh Jax why are you green and floating? Did Caine do something to you again like giving you digital weed?" Ragatha asked.
"RAGATHA HELP I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON I DON'T WANNA DIE" Jax yelled.
Puggy right clicked, which made a menu pop up next to Jax. One of the options was to inject a script into him, which she selected.
Puggy found out the scripting in the game used Lua, which she was fairly familiar with. She wrote a quick script that would make him say "ragatha let's make out" or "ragatha i love you" until ragatha touched him.
Puggy ran the script then watched the chaos ensue, making sure to get a screen recorder open.
"Ragatha I love you we should make out" Jax said, his eyes widening in fear immediately after he finished speaking those words.
"Uh... Jax? What did Caine do to you?" Ragatha asked.
Jax tried waving his hands in the air, but when he tried to say anything all that came out was "ragatha we should make out"
"Well... if you insist~" ragatha said, before slowly walking towards Jax.
Puggy was basically cheering (as loud as she could at 3 am). She couldn't wait to send this to everyone as proof her ship is the only Canon one.
"Ragatha make out with m-" Jax said unwillingly, before ragatha shut him up by pressing her lips against his.
Puggy was so happy, after all that hard work she had finally gotten some nice content for her ship, it may even become canon!
Ragatha pulled away from the kiss, leaving Jax to fall straight to the floor.
"I wonder if Caine is gonna allow this..." Ragatha asked to herself.
"Wow! Truly amazing!" Caine said, materializing from thin air. "Now this is what we've needed to boost viewership! The fans will love the added tension that romance adds to the show!"
"Wait did you plan this???" Ragatha asked.
"No" Caine said in an intense voice, "Oh! and it seems like we have ourselves a little security risk in the system, I'll just fix that reallll quick!"
"Wait wha-" ragatha said, before the remote connection puggy had closed.
"Well that was weird... but hey my ship is canon now and that's what matters! Yay!" Puggy yelled a little too loudly.
"Puggy go to sleep you slaggy forehead licker" scratchy yelled from the other room.
"Okay rinowwww" puggy said, before continuing to upload the video she caught to Google drive. This was gonna be the next big Fandom moment and she knew it.
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Fanfictionfanfic where my friend hacks the digital circus to make Jax and ragatha make out you wanted this puggy you absolute slag Also this is an au where the amazing digital circus is some obscure webshow that broadcasts every week or so and has been runnin...