Slendytubbies:One-shots book

Random quotes : 3

Random quotes from movies vines and shows.

May contain:
- blood and gore
- inappropriate humor
- characters acting out of character

You have been warned ⚠️
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*Laa-laa brings Noir to the shadows domain*

Shadow tubbie:"Do you believe a little Tiddly tubbie will save you!? "

Noir:"You smell like death and blood."

Shadow tubbie:"W-What? No, I do not! "

Noir:"But, you do."

Shadow tubbie:"No, you smell like blood and death! "

Noir:"No, you smell like blood and death! "

Shadow tubbie:"No, you! "

Noir:"No, you! "

Laa-laa:(Laughing in the background)
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Mi-mi: "Here, look at this! "

*Shows a butterfly on her finger*

[Noir stares at it memorized by it]

Noir:"Ohhh" (Eats butterfly)

Mi-mi:(Screaming)

Laa-laa:'That is not normal.."

Dipsy:" Well, technically, we saw Po do the same thing when she was a toddler."

[Tinky-winky trying to get Noir to spit it out!]
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Gary:"You guys are reading Hamlet, right? "

Gary:"What's one of recurring themes in Hamlet?"

Arrow:"Oh-o-o-o-o, call on me!"

Arrow:"Betrayal."

Gary:"Very good, very good. Okay, now give me an example of betrayal."

Cave:"Oh um, when Hamlet sends his friends on a boat to die!"

Gary:"Exactly, Hamlet betrays his friends."

Yeti:"Which is super f*** up because only a jerk would betray his friends."

Shadow tubbie:"Well, maybe he wouldn't have if his friends weren't a bunch of selfish b****es who already betray him in the first place!"

Gary:"That's exactly right! Hamlets friends were going to betray Hamlet first!"

Yeti:"Well, maybe if he had known his place instead of being a whiny little s***, everything wouldn't have been so f*** up! "

Shadow tubbie:Well, maybe if Hamlet friends had been there for him when he needed them the most, maybe he wouldn't have been so screwed up!"

Yeti:"That's doesn't mean that Hamlet had to go start an outbreak of infected tubbies and ruined almost f***ing everything!"

Cave:"And maybe if everyone would have chilled the f*** out, Ophelia would still have her goddamn arm!"

Gary:"Okay, I think we've moved a little off topic, but I love the energy guys, love the energy! "

Arrow:"Uh.. What part has the infected tubbies outbreak? "