*Aka why Lenny was transferred to the military in the first place!*
*This is from the Office*
♤■♤■♤♤■♤■♤■♤■♤■♤■♤■♤■♤■♤Everyone was working in their respective stations. All except one...
Lenny grabs gasoline and matches from his desk, and heads throw the nearest door.
Worker 1:"Should we tell management about that?"
Worker 2:"Don't bother, he always does odd things around here..."
Lenny enters the code to lock down the door.
Lenny:"Last week I gave a fire safety talk, and nobody paid any attention."
Lenny:"It's my own fault for using PowerPoint..."
Lenny:"PowerPoint is boring."
Lenny:"However, I believe people learn in lots of different ways, but experience is the best teacher."
Proceed to pour lighter fluid in the trash can and lights a match.
Lenny:"This is the only way they can learn..." Throws match into trash can bin.
Blue worker tubbies doing their jobs until one started to smell smoke.
Ron:"Hey..."
Ron:"Does anyone smell something burning..."
Tobby:"Might be David again he sometimes likes his food extra crispy despite being burned to a crisp."
Tobby:"Probably brought some jerky again."
Ron:"No, it's not that..."
One of the workers spots smoke coming from underneath the door.
Smith:"Oh my Sun Goddess! Fire! There's a fire!"
David:"Fire!!"
[Everyone starts to painc]
Lenny:"Oh, Fire?! Oh my goodness! What's the procedure? What do we do, people?"
Smoke continues coming from the door.
Lily:"The radios are down! I can't get any signal!"
Lenny:"Oh, how did that happen?"
David:"It's out in the hall!"
Lenny:"No, we don't know that. The smoke can be coming through an air duct."
Ron:"How did y-"
Tobby:"Everyone reminded clam!"
Worker 3:"Oh my Sun Goddess!"
Worker 4:"I can't see!"
The alarms started blaring
Worker 5:"Not this s***!"
Worker 6:"What's going on?!"
Tobby:"Stay f***ing clam!"
Lenny:"What's the procedure, everyone? What's the procedure?"
Lily:"Try the door on the right!"
Lenny:"Wait , wait, wait, wait, wait!"
Lenny:"No, no! Lily, no!"
YOU ARE READING
Slendytubbies:One-shots book
HorrorIdea dump book or whatever you want to call it. (I am not sorry for the cover!)