On a mission to the planet Heeth. The helldivers aboard the ship SES Will of Eternity had accidently gone to far and reached the planet Tatooine as Obi Wan Kenobi and Luke Skywalker were talking with Han Solo.
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The sequel you've all been waiting for sorry for not uploading for a while I just got tired and lost motivation. I would like for you guys to spread this story to others please. Also don't watch The Acolyte it's incredibly shit even more than the last jedi.
By the way I'm changing Fleetways gear to the Viper commandos
Anyways on to the story
Previously not much happened.
Now
Shortly after Bionic finished puking his guts out the group finally found a smuggler named Han Solo along with this build a bear lookin ass Bigfoot. The group sat down and began discussing what and who they were.
Delta: Who's the unshaven build-a-bear?
Chewbacca translated: The fuck you say to me you little shit?! I'll beat yo--
5 minutes after Chewbacca detailing how he would kill Delta.
Han: Chewie, Chewie calm down let's just hear what the old grandpa and his children have to say.
Obi-Wan: We need safe transport to the Alderaan do you by chance have a fast ship?
Han: Ha, do I have a fast ship you're looking at the captain of the Millennium Falcon.
Luke: So could you take us there?
Han: Buh, buh wait I'm not some charity its gonna cost you. Especially with the Empire swarming the place.
Fleetway suddenly bumps in to the conversation seemingly unnoticed and proceeded to bargain with Solo. In the end they settling for 16,000 credits 2,000 on the way there and 14,000 when they reach it. The group agrees to meet at the local docking bay and the group leaves along with Chewie to show them the way to the Falcon whilst Han stays back to handle things with an old friend.
Han: Greedo so happy to see you how are you?
Greedo translated: You owe Jabba Solo better pay up.
Han: Greedo don't worry I'll get the money I'm about to get paid just let me do this last mission.
Greedo: That's what you said last time Solo but no Jabba requests your full presence. Dead or Alive.
As things tensed up and it looked like one was about to shoot the other Greedo's head suddenly bursts as Han looks it was Shocker.
Shocker: Come on you can't die yet we still need you.
Han: Great I have a bad feeling about this.
Another democratic time skip
Shocker and Han arrived at the docking bay for the Millennium Falcon catching up with everyone about what happened as the group was about to depart stormtroopers raid the bay.
Luke: Kriff troopers!
Delta: Finally some action for liberty's sake
As Delta says this he starts lobbing impact grenades at the troopers, Bionic calls in an arc thrower, Fleetway rushes the troopers blasting them with his bushwhacker, and lastly Shocker uses his dominator to provide some cover fire. The divers can hold off the troopers long enough for them to escape.
Han: Ok finally we are in space away from the troopers and oh come on!
Han yells this as he notices 3-star destroyers hovering above their planet.
Bionic: Holy sh t what is that?
Luke: Star destroyers although I've never seen them so close to our planet they must want those droids.
Delta: Ya think!
As the group was arguing 10 TIE fighters started heading towards their location.
Han: Chewie! Go show Luke and Shocker where the turrets are.
Chewbacca translated: Why me.
Han: Because as you see I'm trying to make sure we don't die.
Authors note do you guys want to be able to see what Chewie's saying or just have the roars for you to guess?
Chewbacca: Fine follow me.
Chewbacca leads the two to the turrets and instructs them on how to use them. While Bionic gives some coordinates to Han about where their ship is and to go there first.
Han maneuvers the TIES and manages to make it to the SES Will of Eternity. While Luke and Shocker managed to take down 7 of the 10 TIEs.
Han: Wow that's one kick ass ship you have there.
Bionic: Thanks.
Fleetway: Less chitchat more trying not to die.
Bionic: Right, Delta can you tell Eagle 1 we are here and that we need some help.
Delta: Yeah got it
Delta informs Eagle 1 that she can finally have that dogfight that she's always wanted and to prepare the docking system. Right as they are about to make it to the ship one of the TIEs get a lucky shot causing the Falcon to shudder.
Han: Kriff we need hel-
Before Han could finish his sentence all 3 TIEs suddenly exploded and out the dust emerged Eagle 1.
Eagle 1: An Eagle never misses.
Delta: That's bullshit and you know it I nearly lost my arm thanks to you.
Eagle 1: Fleet could you please slap Delta.
Fleet: With pleasure.
Delta: Wait what?
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MEANWHILE
Earlier before what just happened.
Eagle 1: Hey Pely~ All these stratagem codes are so confusing please take me to the armory and explain them to me.
Pelican 1: Come on shorty you know this already. Here this a paper explaining all the codes, very simple for you to understand.
Editors Note: If any of you get the reference you get a cookie.
