July 10, 2015

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Have you ever noticed that the people who tell you to calm down are the ones who piss you off in the first place?

Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.

Wouldn't it be so great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and 3 sizes smaller?

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