I have free time and @Yourhornybiatch22 (I hope I spelled it correct) wanted this.
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Kokushibo: "Why are skeletons so calm?"
Muzan, crossing his arms over his chest: "... I don't know. Why are skeletons so calm?"
Kokushibo, proud of himself: "Because nothing gets under their skin!"
Muzan: "You have the worst dad jokes I have heard," trying not to laugh.
Kokushibo, gasping: "No, no! I've got one for that!"
Muzan, sighing: "Don't you fucking dare—"
Kokushibo, even prouder: "When does a joke become a dad joke?"
Muzan: "..."
Kokushibo: "When it becomes apparent!"
(He slept on the floor.)
(Muzan, eventually, joined him.)
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RomantikHello dear reader, This is most likely going to just be a place where I can move all my stories from my notes, into something a bit more organised. I do take requests, but don't be offended if I don't do any. I don't have much motivation, but when I...
