THE BAD GUYS IN: over the hedge

RJ in trouble

(A request from coollion2873 )

The only snack pack in a vending machine moves forward and gets stuck on the glass.

"Oh, no! Come on!" A raccoon named RJ was trying to grab a bite to eat.

He went in, Reaching inside and stretching, RJ, a furry raccoon, bangs the glass and comes out.

Glaring at the machine, he rolls his big blue eyes, fumbles in his golf bag and pulls out a green T-rex snapper.

Sticking the snapper inside the machine, he chomps its jaws at the bag and headbutts. The snapper breaks.

Tossing it aside, RJ pulls out a boomerang and throws it around. It hits the machine on the way back, but still the bag doesnt budge.

"All right. What...?"

Enraged, he sticks his head inside the slot and kicks the machine.

RJ then smacks the machine with a golf club and the light fizzes out. The glass reflects a big mountainous cave like mansion surrounded by a gate with lots of limousine cars and Rottweiler and Doberman guard dogs barking behind RJ, which he acknowledges.

"Vincent" the house belonged to the most dangerous crime boss ever: Vincent the bear and he had a score to settle with the bad guys.

"No, no, bad idea. Bad idea!" RJ says to himself, he knew it was a risk since he owns the bear a lot of money, he was in a huge sum amount of debt.

But Clutching his grumbling stomach, he sighs, clutches his golf bag over his shoulder, and steps towards the gate of the mansion.

The dogs were distracted then he using a grabbling hook to link on the rooftop; he swings himself over the guard dogs and brutal bodyguards.

Then he sneaks in through the chimney, he fell down in the kitchen nearly causing a mess with the dirty he attracted.

He freezes hoping not to make a sound or alarm anyone.

He opens the pantry to find the food, "Just take what you need. Just take what you need"

He Bundles the entire stash on a red wagon and while pulling the wagon through the halls, he hears snoring.

He follows the sound to an open door, inside was Vincent sleeping, but he finds Vincent stash of gold, jewelry and money.

As a thief, RJ loved nothing more than money which was enough to get him by.

So he starts swiping the stash, but he freezes when Vincent roars but it was just him turning in his sleep then he rolls in a recliner he was sleeping in.

RJ sighs a little relief till he looks back to see something in Vincent's arms, there were two things: a Rolex gold watch worth $950,000.00 And a can of spuddies.

RJ was struggling weather to leave with what he has or take that chance.

So carefully he swipes the spuddies and watch, RJ couldn't help him but he wanted a spuddy but when he opened it, it was a huge mistake, that one sound woke up Vincent.

"What's...?" Vincent opened his eyes rj gulped and his fear rises up, closing the can.

"RJ?" Vincent calls him.

"Uh, no?" RJ muttered.

"The moon's not full. You woke me up a week early?" Vincent asked when he see down the hallway, RJ was trying to rob from him, His eyes pop as he sees the can in his paw and the stash.

"Oh, no. Don't tell me you're dumb enough to actually try and steal my stuff. RJ, I'm gonna have to kill you" vincent steps up to him.

"Please, I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family!" Terrified, RJ backs up.