the broski adventure

Chapter 1: the beginning

This is my first story ever writing so it's prob bad and IT'S A JOKE! (BTW thanks to the editor, Alisar, my beautiful, amazing, gorgeous sister!)

( let me know if yall want another chapter!!!)

Once upon a time there was an empire called the broski nation, ofcourse as expected, Brittany broski is the queen. "Ugh are you peasants too fucking stupid to understand anything?!?!" Brittany yelled at her servant.
"S-Sorry ma'am...but-" her servant tried to say. "Oh my fucking God... (sighs and contemplates hiring him) I. Don't.give.a.fuck, OKAY? This ball needs to be finished today! I don't care how hot or cold it is! I hired you because I thought you were worthy... clearly I was wrong." She says before looking at her guards and pointing at the dungeon, signaling them to bring her servant down. Brittany is known for being a "bit" rude. That dungeon is where she keeps her "unworthy" servants. "Chop chop, fat ass! I don't have all day! You better move before I send you down with him!" Everyone in that room gulps loudly. She rolls her eyes and then presses a button on her chair causing the ground to open on a specific space on the floor, sending the servant down. You hear them all scream screams, until you hear a thump, which makes all the screaming stop instantly.
"God (sighs) can you... please arrange everything for the ball?" She says, trying to be nice but failing miserably. Her other servants hurry out of the room to arrange everything.
"Boys.. fetch me my sleeping chair!! (claps gesturing them to grab her chair)" one of her guards carry her while the other struggles to carry her 24K gold, 10M diamond chair. The servant eventually makes it and places her sleeping chair down. The other servant then places Brittany down onto her sleeping chair. She falls asleep immediately and snores so loud, the entire empire can hear her.

While the queen snored loudly, chaos spread in the kitchen. Everyone was screaming and yelling, pushing eachother around. "MOVE FATTASS!" A chef yells, tackling a skinny little waiter. They're preparing for the very late, last minute ball the queen had planned.

Back to Brittany sleeping...
She jolts awake as someone slams the door open. "WHAT THE FUCK, CANT YOU SEE IM SLEEPING?!" Brittany yells. But her heart drops when she realizes who was at the door... who was it?, you might ask... well, it was Only THE biggest journalist of broski empire.. but it's rather unusual because he only writes about cases that withhold controversy... wait that can't mean-
Queen Brittany's face drops when she realizes that something controversial happend involving her. Brittany realizes she's staring with utter shock. "(she clears her throat) What are you doing here?" She says with a mean voice trying to mask her worried expression from a couple of seconds before.
"Your majesty, I've come to let you know...your sister has said something and it has spread, it hasn't made it to the board, but it will soon." The journalist said in a strong British accent. "I've also come to let you know, if this reaches the board, you will be canceled, and let's just say if you get canceled as queen, there will no longer be queen Brittany" She gasps so loud that the servants in the dungeon can hear it. "OI MATE WHAT HAPPEND?" The surviving servant in the dungeon said.
"SHUT UP, CUNT." Brittany screamed.
"Anyway... back to me being shocked" She goes back to looking shocked.
"Oh my God, guys, I'm gonna faint!" Everyone in broski empire knows how dramatic she can be, so no one in that room was fased.
"I SAID, I'm gonna faint!!" She said sterner signaling her servants to look worried. Her servants still did not seem tk care...
"But what did my sister even say?" Brittany asked.
"Well uhm...she well uhmm, she said you took her place as queen..."
Brittany and her sister left on bad terms. Alot of shit happened, mostly favoritetism happend. Their father always liked Brittany more than her sister. It's made  her sisters blood boil, but we'll get into that later!
"But- how- when- (she sighs) how can i fix this...?" Brittany was so scared of losing her place as the queen.
"There really isn't a way to fix this, for now atleast. I just wanted to let you know so that it won't come as a surprise when the board (AKA Twitter users) come rushing in. That was all I wanted to say, farewell your majesty (bows down then walks away)" the queen was shocked, to say the least.
"WHAT must I do to solve this?" Brittany looks like she's seen a ghost.
"Well, your majesty, there really isn't anything to do but wait and hope people know it's a lie" Brittany just sits on her throne thinking... could this be the end of the queen...?