Marvel one-shot

Bloody Idiot - Tony

You were with Tony on his work trip, and you were in Melbourne Australia's hotel, he was frantically pacing around the room looking for the cologne he bought the other day.

"Have you seen my cologne?" He asks you.

"Nope~" you say. You lean closer to the bathroom mirror to see your eye better as you drew on eyeliner.

"Fuck I can't find them anywhere" he looks around the bathroom accidentally bumping your arm.

"TONY!!!" you yelled at him.

"HUH? WHAT!" he looks at you frantically.

"UGH YOU MESSED UP MY... eyeliner" you calm yourself down.

"Sorry, just redraw it" he shrugs before he goes back to looking for his stupid cologne.

"Easy for you to say, I've been drawing them for 20 minutes" you remove your messed up liner with makeup wipes.

"Fuck babe, I really can't find it" he sighs.

"Call Happy, maybe he knows" you advise him.

"Oh!" he pulls out his phone. You roll your eyes at him.

"Happy!" he yells into the phone.

"Yes, Sir" Happy answers.

"You know the cologne I bought with you yesterday?" he asks Happy while his eyes travel around the bathroom trying to spot his cologne.

"Yea, why? Did you lose it already?" Happy asks through the phone.

"Well... I... might have lost it" Tony bites his lip in frustration.

"Well, find it quickly or I'll let you borrow mine" Happy tells him.

"Alright see you later at breakfast bye" he hangs up.

"FUCK! I can't find it" Tony threw his arms in the air and accidentally hits your arm, messing up your eyeliner once again. You looked at yourself in the mirror with the crooked black line on your eye lids.

"ANTHONY HOWARD STARK!! YOU BLOODY IDIOT" you yelled.

"Babe... calm down... don't fight me" he backs up as you walk towards him. You looked at him and your gaze soften, and you start to cry.

"You already messed it up twice just as I was about to be done, you whack my arm and I slip, and my eye hurts so much from this cheap ink I wanna cry and yell at you" you breakdown and whine.

"Babe, I promise I won't mess it up anymore" he hugs you.

"Get out of the bathroom and let me FINISH MY LAST PART OF THE MAKEUP" you push him out of the bathroom and close the door.

Tony keeps looking around the hotel room for the lost cologne, he saw something shiny flash his eye and his attention averts to that shiny thing.

"AHA!" he grabs the cologne from under his own shirt.

"Babe, I found it!!" he cheers.

You didn't respond and you kept concentrating on our makeup, you try harder to keep your hands steady, but you had anxiety about being late. Your kept shaking and cussing, the eyeliner caused you a lot of pain and discomfort to the point than you're just frustrated and annoyed.

"FUCK CAN YOU WORK PROPERLY?!" you cuss at the eyeliner that was running out of ink.

You shook the eyeliner pen in your hands to get the ink to come out more, but it just caused the ink to splash onto your new white sundress.

"Fuck, it I'm not going today" you threw the eyeliner in the bin and wiped off all your makeup.

"W-What happened?" he asks as he saw you taking your dress off and wearing more comfy clothes.

"I'm having a bad day" you plop onto the bed.

"Hey, I'm sorry for messing up your makeup babe" he pats your back.

"It's fine, it's just bad luck" you shrugged.

"You can order room service; the menu and the number is all on the table" he points to the telephone.

"Alright bye" you wave at him without lifting your head from the pillow.

"Bye princess" he smacks your ass and leaves the hotel room.