1-"Hey. Take Me With You. I Hate This Job."
2-"Look, I'd love to stand here with you all day, but, um... *tut* I got a... a show I like to binge-watch... it was... canceled early. Still love it."
3-"Hello, this is Cayde-6 of the Vanguard. I realize that this is an abuse of the Tower P.A., but whoever took my Sparrow... I will find you! And you'll wear a sign that says you stole from — never mind. Never Mind! It's right here. Sorry..."
4-"Folding was never an option."
5-"Just between you and me... This is why you're my favorite."
6-"Nope, she's totally right. Which is why I work alone."
7-"No Golden Age Ray Guns?"
8-"Life ain't about drawing out the living part. It's about making what you do while you're alive matter."
9-"Okay. Creepy sidekick, check. Roguish commander, check. And then we have the Guardian, my greatest success story. I'd say we're ready to get this done!"
10-"Eris... Get your rock off my map."
11-"I'm coming home, Ace"
12-"How's your sister?"
13-"You tell Zavala and Ikora... the Vanguard... is the best bet... I ever... lost..."
14-"Take care of the Ace of Spades, will ya? I'm not just talking about the maintenance; Banshee can help you with all that. I mean, take care of Ace. Use it well ."
15-"Now you tell the others this was my choice. My Light. Nobody makes my fate but me. You're my favorite, don't ever forget that."
16-"Um, I'd love to stand around with you all day, but, uh… I'm lying, I would not love to stand around with you all day."
17-"Warlocks, you ah... have interesting problems."
18-"Wish I could go with you, but who will watch this place? Heh heh heh heh heh... get moving."
19-"This is Cayde-6 of the Vanguard, I have a Hunter missing in South Africa and I need him."
20-"Ugh, my stomach drops whenever you do a jump like this. I don't even have a stomach...funny how that works."
21-"Remember Omnigul, Hive general with a lovely voice? She's back."
22-"'Undone her death', you make it sound like she pulled her knitting apart."
23-"Guardian, you remind me of, well, Ikora, in the Crucible days. I'm sure Shaxx remembers, he still has trouble sitting."
24-"The Cosmodrome has become a breeding ground for the Hive and SIVA. It's like a big, disgusting petri dish."
25-*hums the Taken King theme*
26-"Watch your back, shoot straight, conserve ammo, and never ever, cut a deal with a Warlock."
27-"Alright partner, this is a Cayde riff in 6. Watch me for the changes and uh, try to keep up. Now let's go to prison!! Woohoo!"
28-"Wait, hold on. Eris is going on about breaking the necrotic...Ugh just shoot it!"
29-"What? Did you break my stealth drive"
30-"I got some baddies on the trail near you. I heard them say some pretty disparaging things about your armor...And your mother...And your mother's armor."
31-"I bet those brothers don't even know their commander is dead. Their attack might be some kinda ultimatum: 'Give us the Primus or we blow the ship.' "
32-"How's about an unsanctioned OP, using fallen stealth tech to get a guardian onto a dreadnaught above Saturns rings, then take out its weapons, create a Transmat zone then send in the cavalry."
33-"Hold on, let me check with Eris... Uh... She's saying something about a "resonant spell" so uh, just don't, don't trust anything"
34-"Everyone loves a bad plan when it works"
35-"Of course it works! But just in case, stand by for revive, Ghost."
36-"Oh yea! Can I have authorization?"
37-"Hey Zavala, you wanna see what a beach head on the Dreadnaught looks like?"
38-"Me? Oh, I'm not getting in that thing"
39-"Don't mind Eris she's just mad you blew up her ship"
40-"Hey the brothers are here! TAKE THEM OUT!"
41-"...and send in the cavalry"
42-"If you see 'em...ah, just shoot them"
43-"...and uh, Thanks for the shooting"
44-"I bet they'll be constrained by terrestrial bullets"
45-"Sooo remember the cabal primus you saw get taken by oryx?"
46-"Let's see what we can pull out of Rasputin. There's a joke there, somewhere..."
47-"Cayde: So, when you get to this funeral..
Eris horn: Ceremonial burial
Cayde: yeah so anyway, at the funeral..."
48-"Oh I know, thats why I'm leaving"
49-"Attention Executor Hideo of New Monarchy, You know what you did... report in."
50-"Well, time to go have an awkward conversation with Eris about her ship..."
If this does well I'll make another part.
Man, I miss Cayde...
