y/n murders steve cobs, everyone falls in love with them, marriage.

y/n murders cobs, everyone falls in love with them, marriage.

Y/n stepped into the MeCloud. The place was daunting and utterly huge. But you were here to do one, very very important thing. Kill Steve Cobs. With a gun. He was kinda stupid anyway. Who would miss him? Toilet wouldn't. (PLS I HOPE TOILET IS ALIVE AND OKAY ISTG)

You looked at all the technology tacked onto the walls. It was honestly quite impressive, but who hell needs to make the same looking model of phone for the ten trillionth time? Cobs does I guess.

Y/n swiftly recalled their goal and quickened their pace, trying to locate the coveted Meeple company manager desk. It was very easy to find. lol

It makes sense why the manager room is so easy to find, but this just makes your goal so much easier which just makes you happy. Soon enough, this useless corn on the cob, bitchass Steve Jobs ripoff will be dead and he won't be able to traumatise his phones (children) anymore!!! Yay!! And MePhone4 can finally get therapy and not feel like he has to keep running away and that he has to erase his own memories!!

You stepped up to the door, twisting the nob - huh, the door wasn't even locked. Actually, this whole building has had practically no security measures. This Cobs guy is dumb lol

You burst through the door gleefully, a glock in your hands, directed right at the silly corn man. "WHO ARE YOUUUU" He shouted, standing up from his desk chair. He looked sooooo stupid. Y/n shot him without a second thought and then shot him continuously afterwards. This was the best day of your life. You also decided you should take a picture of him injured because whyyyy not!!?

He was just wailing in pain the whole time which was kind of funny, and after he passed out, you unlatched the window and dumped the corn man out of the Meeple manager window, where he hit the cloud and probably got a concussion, if he was not dead right now.

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MePhone4 was talking to some of the Inanimate Insanity 2 contestants - he was talking about his fear of Steve Cobs showing up again.

Suddenly, y/n burst in, screaming "HE IS DEAD!" Everyone stared at you wide and incredibly confused but you just nodded back at them. You showed them the picture of his dying body and the bloody glock in your pocket. "YEP. I JUST WALTZED IN THERE AND SHOT HIM AND PUSHED HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!"

"wowowow omg"

"y/n thank you so much"

"thank you for killing him he sucks"

They all showered you in attention and it made you blush and then when they all noticed you blushing they blushed too, it was cute ;)

"Y/n I love you so much for that, because you did that, please can you marry me, you killing him has saved my life!!!11" MePhone4 said, getting in close and trying to kiss you. This made you extremely flustered but honestly you wanted to be kissed by him.

"Noo... stop... MePhone4 they don't love you.. they love me... I wanna marry them.... kiss me instead please..." Knife said pushing MePhone4 away onto the grass and he went straight to kissing you which made you blush a lot more. A hunk like Knife was into you.... what a dream come true...

"GRRRR Knife I love them more!! Come and kiss me baby" Nickel said, wanting a kiss too. He was quite short but a cute little gremlin so you wanted to marry him and kiss him too.

As more went on everyone began to argue - they all wanted a piece of the pie (and that pie was you.) It made you blush so much but you could not leave. You couldn't pick just one!!! They were all so cute but you didn't wanna hurt any of their feelings, that would be really really bad!

Y/n shed a little tear thinking about how to stop everyone from fighting over you. Oh how weak and frail you are!! You did not want it to escalate any further, you loved everyone, you could do NOOOO wrong, so you screamed "guys stop fighting over me!! i dont know who to pick and im getting overwhelmed!!!!"

This made all the contestants sympathise with you. In unison they all declared "IM SORRY"

"but i wanna marry you so bad, i am so madly in love with you my cutie"

"BUT I WANNA MARRY THEM"

"okay, lets just... y'know.. agree that.. all of us should just marry them??" MePhone4 said.

Everyone shouted their approvals. They all loved you so much, oh my god, you are so perfect!!! Everyone agreed that you will be wed to all these people tomorrow at 10am which made you sooo happy but so nervous.... this was all moving a bit too fast... you thought.. i had just saw this show and tv and loved it and wanted to do these objects a favour by killing the corn man but now you're being married??? Honestly you wished it was this easy for everyone around the world.

All these people are so cute you thought. There were so many types but all of them were equally as hot and attractive and it made you blush endlessly and it seemed they all noticed as they blushed in return and in unison made a weird anime girl noise which made you find all of them even hotter.

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You held your breath and looked down the aisle. There was practically no one spectating the wedding, only Toilet, because Toilet is elite and didn't get a crush on you because his powers of being a really fucking funny toilet make him immune to your charm. Toilet was only here because MePhone4 was here and he wanted to support his co-host on his wedding day.

You walked down the centre, gripping a bouquet of flowers. All your partners looked at you with attractive glares which made you wanna run down the aisle and kiss them all straight on the lips.

The vicar of the wedding was MePad. MePad spoke the words that you say at the start of every wedding ceremony. Y/n felt very very nervous and scared but the hot glances that their partners were flashing them reassured them wholeheartedly that this was the right thing to do and was a good decision

You wanted to cry, this was such a magical moment, you honestly wondered why more people in this world don't just marry like 20 people at once. The 'I dos' were all said and you began to start kissing all your new wives, husbands and significant others, each of them blushing so much and squealing very loudly and acting very embarrassed (like an anime girl) and passing out when you did so. It made y/n find them EVEN hotter.

This is a day that you will never, ever regret.