𝖍𝖊𝖝 - 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓵𝔂𝓷 𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮-𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓮

queens are better than kings

In the last few months, Holt has gone some deep digging for this girl. He couldn't find anything other than what the members of the 99 told him. Every time he tried talking to Rosa about it, she'd run away. Literally. He knew absolutely nothing about this girl. No matter how hard he tried, it was always a dead end. Just exactly, who was this girl?

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Amy groaned. "Sorry, sarge. Ugh, Halloween is the worst. Everyone's drunk, wearing a mask, and carrying a fake gun. Plus all the girls think they have to dress sexy." Jake agreed. "I know, that is the worst. Please make them stop."

"I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?" Amy shouted in frustration. It didnt help when Scully asked if it was a maple tree. "Was it a maple?" Jake asked.

Before Amy could murder him, Charles entered and greeted everyone. "Buon giorno, buon giorno. Pretty cool 'stume, huh?" Jake questioned the male. "'Stume?" Charles smiled and explains the new found word to his best friend. "Short for costume."

Jake smiled at his bestfriend. "Ah. All right, let me guess. You are dumpy Chuck Norris."

Charles frowns. "No, I'm..."

Rosa takes a guess. "Dumpy Ron Weasley." Charles frowns one again.

"No." Terry says, "You guys, stop it. He put thought into his costume, and he is obviously Miranda from sex and the City." Charles let's out an offended scoff. "Guys, I'm Mario Batali! "Molto Mario"? Celebrity chef? Ginger Prince of little Italy?"

"Is he also a homeless troll doll? 'Cause you look like a homeless troll doll." Jake questioned. A Perp spoke up. "Hey, sweet Batali costume, dude." Charles exclaims, "Thank you! There's a man with impeccable taste." Jake grinned. "He bit a guy's butt off at a W.N.B.A. game. Eric Stoltz from Mask."

Charles shrugged. "I'll take it."

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Terry stands infront of the 99. "I hope you're all well rested. It's gonna be a busy night."

Jake informed everyone. "The holding cell's completely full. I keep having to separate Hillary Clinton and Kim Jong-Un."

Holt ignored Jake. "We need two undercovers at the DeKalb street warehouse party. Boyle, you're already in costume as, uh, Joy Behar?"

Charles let out another offended scoff. "I'm Mario Batali." Holts blinked. "Okay. And, uh, Santiago, you go with him."

Amy agreed. Charles leaned onto her. "Santiago, I know that you hate Halloween, but stick with me, and I promise you, you will love it."

Amy gave Charles a deadpan look. "Can you magically make everyone kind, sober, and fully dressed?"

Jake took this moment to start talking. ""Kind, sober, and fully dressed." Good news, everyone, we found the name of Santiago's sex tape!"

The precinct let out a laugh.

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Jake walked in. "Well, ring it up, nerds. I just arrested my first Halloween idiot of the season. He was trying to rob a bank but had a little trouble with the getaway."