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4. Triple B

Holding the camera up towards Bokuto's face, Inunaki holds in a laugh as he blurts out in a very poor attempt at a British accent, "Miss Rabbit has fainted."

"Now's not the time for Peppa Pig jokes, Wan-san. Look, he's really out of it," Hinata said as he waved his hand infront of Bokuto's dazed eyes.

"Atsumu, you killed him. You MURDERER!" a drunk Meian said dramatically as he shook Atsumu's shoulders before he started tearing up,"how could you do this? To Bokuto! To his husband! To. The. TEAM!"

Adriah pulled Meian off the blonde setter and pushed the alcohol out of their captain's sight,"alright, Unc, that's enough for you."

Quietly, Akaashi signals for Inunaki to focus on filming their drunk captain so that he could help Bokuto get back to his senses.

Luckily for them, Meian had already gone off running into the ocean with his swimming trunks hiked up embarrassingly high up his backside which would make excellent content for their first episode and Inunaki made sure to capture it all.

After seeing the rest of the group with the camera far away enough, Akaashi felt like it was a much more suitable time to deal with his giant baby of a husband.

Despite his rather lanky build, Akaashi was relatively strong and was able to drag Bokuto onto one of the deck chairs. He took out a rolled up towel from his bag and placed it beneath Bokuto's head for comfort.

"Rise and shine," Akaashi said sarcastically whilst waving a hand infront of his husband's face, "time to snap out of it."

Pouting, Bokuto looked over at Atsumu and then back at Akaashi with tears welling up in his eyes.

"Err.. Bokkun I'm sorry, yanno how stupid I am.. yer hubby and my brother are most definitely not-" Atsumu was cut off with an onigiri forcefully shoved into his mouth.

"I don't think he needs reminding, Miya," Sakusa said with a sigh, wiping off the stray grains of rice stuck to his hand with a disgusted look on his face.

With a soft smile, Akaashi sat on the edge of the deck chair Bokuto was lying down on and caressed his cheek, "Kou, after these 10 years of us being together, half of those years of us literally being married.. do you really think I'd have sex with someone who wasn't you?"

At this statement, Atsumu and Sakusa had whipped their heads away with the tips of their ears glowing a bright crimson and their cheeks dusted a rosy colour.

Akaashi turned to the pair and laughed, "can't handle hearing the word sex? Might I remind you guys that we aren't in highschool anymore."

Bokuto's face lightened after hearing Akaashi laugh and turned to the still embarassed pair and smiled.

"You're right. You know how dramatic I can be but still... After hearing what Tsum said, I pictured it in my head and it made me feel jealous, angry and sad all at once even if it wasn't real," Bokuto said, his last words trailing off slightly.

"EW WHY DID YA PICTURE THAT I HAVE THE SAME FACE AS MY BROTHER THAT'S ALMOST LIKE-" another onigiri was stuffed into Atsumu's mouth.

"Miya, don't make it worse," Kiyoomi said, this time wiping the grains of rice onto Atsumu's tank top.

Whilst chewing angrily, Atsumu glared at Sakusa before averting his eyes towards Bokuto who had gone very pale.

In attempts of comforting the shocked athlete, Akaashi used one of his hands to hold Bokuto's calloused ones as his free hand trailed up and down his bicep. Akaashi began to lean in towards Bokuto's ear and whispered something so softly that the other two couldn't make out what he said.