Ira

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Today's interview is from ineedtoeatpotatos !

Alastor: Splendid! The first question for the interview is the simplest one, and mandatory to be a good reporter! What is your name, what is your username, and do I have your consent to conduct this interview today?

Ira: 1. My username is "ineedtoeatpotatos."2. ...Just call me Ira or Comrade.3. Yes.

A: I've been told the next best question is to ask for someone's pronouns, although I've never done that one before... it must be a modern thing. What are your pronouns?

I: she/her is preferred but it/that works too (im a nuclear warhead)

A: What is your favorite color?

I: Red

A: Why did you join this website/application when you first did?

I: To read stories and make my own for people to enjoy.

A: What is the best "book" you have read on WattPad?

I: Hmm, either "We Are a Family" by nebula_acsending or "Warring Pyongyang" by miki0T

A: Some questions given in this interview will have you afraid to oppose me because you know my opinion, and a good reporter wouldn't let that happen. But I'm letting it happen! The question is, Is Vox the worst?

I: Well, Vox is goofy, but there are so many things better than him.

A: Good enough. What is your favorite food?

I: ...Hard to pick, but I'll say borsch

A: If you could go back to any time period, which would it be?

I: the 1940s

A: Interesting choice! That is the decade after my death, I wonder what it was like. I mean, I know there was a war, or.. something, I don't know, but I don't know much after my time. Do you have any activities or hobbies?

I: Writing is a big one, but I also like drawing, multi-media arts, and gardening

A: And, finally, am I the best?

I: Of course! You're my favorite cannibalistic demon!

A: See? Someone gets it! That concludes this interview. Thank you for your time.

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