Niffty forced me to join this unbearable platform known as WattPad. She told me to fill this random monstrosity out:

Name: Alastor/The Radio Demon
Age: I have forgotten/91 Hell Years
Favorite Color: Red (although it's difficult for me to see it now due deer colorblindness)
Favorite Food: I do enjoy pinkie fingers and deer carcasses
Sexuality: Asexual :)
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him

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I don't need toothpaste, I have some of the cleanest teeth in Hell. Hell just made them permanently yellow as a jab at the fact that I was obsessed with having perfect teeth when alive.
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Jambalaya!
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Things Rosie asked me to say that I don't understand:
M-A-M-A-B-O-Y
They hate me for the girlish whimsy and the cannibalism.
I was just in a silly goofy mood!!
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You're never fully dressed without a smile, dear.
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Opinions on People:

Charlie: She's like a daughter to me! :) Fuck you Lucifer

Vaggie: A bit insufferable but I can deal with her somewhat humanely

Angel Dust: If he ever touches me he's dead.

Husk: I own him so that's pretty nice.

Niffty: I will never understand her twisted little mind but she's cool.

Sir Pentious: All he did was cry. Also his Egg Bois are stupid as shit.

Cherri Bomb: She's a bit annoying but I've talked to her twice.

Mimzy: She's obviously using me but we go way back to the living world and I can always handle it, so it's okay.

Vox: Pathetic piss baby. Flat face flat ass motherfucker.

Valentino: Apparently he's a shitty person and nobody likes him but I've never talked to him.

Velvette: She seems okay, I guess.

Rosie: She's my best friend! She reminds me of my mom. If you don't like Rosie I don't like you. @RavishingRosie

Lucifer: Pint-sized insecure daughter issues whore

Lilith: ...

Zestial: He freaks me out a little but I digress

Carmilla: She's in charge. I respect her.

Susan: Ornery old bitch.
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//Please don't tag me in smut/srs :)
Main: @SaveThePenguinos
HC Al's last name is Thomas