originshipping one shots AKA Wallace X Stephen Stone✨💚

Steven is a vacuum

Steven and Wallace had just purchased a new house after getting married they had finally finished setting it up and cleaning and they were ready to spend their first night in the house Steven went out to buy some food and had been gone for a while Wallace makes his way downstairs he sees a figure standing in the living room

Wallace:"Honey? Why didn't you tell me you were home"

There's no response

Wallace:"baby this isn't funny please answer me"he reaches out his arm

The sound of footsteps approaching from behind made Wallace's blood run cold. He ducked with his arms wrapped over his head, releasing a startled squeak.

Steven:"Babe? Babe, it's me. Were you talking to the vacuum? Oh my god you think I look like a vacuum?"

Wallace:"It's not funny! You scared the shit out of me! Stop laughing dammit!"

Author's note

Hi liminal here Hope everyone's having a great weekend
My song recommendation for today is salted caramel ice cream by metronomy