*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Star: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Calypso: ...I did. I broke it.
Star: No. No you didn't. Cat?
Cat: Don't look at me. Look at Life.
Life: What?! I didn't break it.
Cat: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Life: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cat: Suspicious.
Life: No, it's not!
Aquila: If it matters, probably not, but January was the last one to use it.
January: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Aquila: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
January: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Aquila!
Calypso: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Star.
Star: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Aquila: Star... Yulia's been awfully quiet.
Yulia: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Star, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Star: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Star:
Star: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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My Marvel OCs Incorrect Quotes
HumorBasically my Marvel OCs being chaotic along with some canon characters and guest appearances of others ocs!
