Blitz:Now i know business has been a bit slow lately,now its no one's fault ok? I'm not naming any names....Moxxie
Moxxie:*wtf look*
Blitz:Now does anyone have any bright ideas?
Millie:What about a cock?
Blitz:This is hell,Millie,no one cares about cocks....hmmmmm...Billboard!
Moxxie:We can't afford a billboard,sir-
Blitz:*punches Moxxie into a wall*
Blitz:Really glad ur in the room,we provide sex service
Tv ad:I fuck ur husband
Blitz:those were some of the rather good times
Moxxie:I need reminding sir
Blitz:*fucks Moxxie*
Blitz and Moxxie had oral sex,their tongues tying,Blitz pinning Moxxie down to bite on Moxxie's dick after undressing Moxxie's leggings and pulling down Moxxie's purple underwear. Millie looked on with a wince and eye twitch,and as for Loona,she didn't even fucking care about the unholy yoga happening in front of her.
Moxxie eventually pulled away,his face tomato red,panting heavily as he pulled up his underwear and leggings.
Moxxie:Considering u loom Millie
Despite what wacky nonsense an aroused Moxxie said,Blitz ignored him as if what shit they did never happened,continuing with his business rant.
Blitz:and we're basically bullshit
Millie:People love bullshit musicals,sir
Blitz:Are u gonna crush my asshole like my dad did?
Moxxie:Sir-
Blitz:Coz right now,all i see is my bullshit dad, crushing my hole inside of me
An awkward silence followed as they realise the implications.
Moxxie:Sir-
Blitz:*ignores Moxxie* Alright,lets start the show!
Moxxie:Sir-
*Ad Starts*
Blitz:Hi there,i'm Blitz, the o is silent, and i'm the founder of I.P.P!
Blitz:Are u a horny piece of shit who needs a fuck well!? Or are u a lost asshole who got fucked over by someone else!?
Random demon:After lovingly fucking my wife for killing a delivery man,u can imagine my surprise when i wounded up here,after the state of ohio fucked me. I really wish i could stick to that happy jogger who sus me fucking the body!
Blitz:Luckily for u, thanks to our sex, we can take care of ur cock by fucking over anyone who screwed over ur cock before u die!
*jingle starts*
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Helluva Boss:Abridged
AcakWhat the title says. I don't own the images,songs and characters. They all belong to Vivziepop. Rated R for Violence,Gore,Sexual References,Profanity,and Suggestive scences.
