Germans in Derbyshire

The Story

Just gonna say, my friend and I created this story by writing one word each to then form sentences. We thought it was so great so I decided to post it here! Its pretty vile and graphic.. ..enjoy!!!

Once in Derbyshire, 200 incredibly thick Germans dug up into my only platypus " farm " which made me excited. I wanted them to ride eachother infront of my family while I played bagpipes with one hand. But I was not satisfied with their enthusiasm because they didnt use force to mount their camera stands. The platypi escaped from my 200 metre wide butthole which felt pleasurable for the Germans because they have sensitive fetishes that were stimulated when the platypi brushed against their heads. I filmed the whole saga and gave it to my family for evidence of my 200 friends. I never meant for the Germans to die for no purpose after nazis penetrated all the immigranta in the butthole but atleast they went out in a BANG!!