We start our mission at the I M P building where the gang is having a meeting, but what's gonna happen in there? Let's take a look.
Blitz: Alright, I know business has been a little slow lately. It's no one's fault, ok? I'm not naming any names here. Moxxie.
Moxxie gives blitz a WTF face.
Blitz: Now, does anyone have any ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?
Millie: What about a car wash!?
Blitz: This is hell, millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, ok? Oh, what about a billboard?
Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitz: Helpful moxxie, I'm glad you're in the room right now. Have ANY of you forgotten what service we provide?
He shows all the different kills the gang has done.
Mask: Now this is entertaining.
Tylerman: You think?
Blitz: Thank you, terror mask.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir, considering the fact that you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week, one that you additionally paid to run for a full 3 hours on a channel NOBODY WATCHES.
Tylerman: Well, I'm lucky since I'm new. He didn't bother blowing mine yet.
Blitz: Exactly, Tylerman. And mox, excuse me, what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement spits bullshit.
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitz: Exactly, millie, and we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir...
Blitz: Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's ASSHOLE talking to me, crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie: Are you trying to crush his dreams, moxxie?
Moxxie: i... what?
Millie: I thought I knew you.
Blitz: I can't believe you, moxxie, after I made you employee of the month.
Moxxie: OK, SIR! I'm sorry, a commercial jingle isn't exactly comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles.
Millie: I liked it.
Tylerman: I thought the music was catchy.
Mask: So did I.
Moxxie: Do not... do NOT agree with him in front of me.
(Disclaimer: I already showed the ad last chapter, so I don't really wanna do it again. If u wanna see it, go to Chapter 1: the mask's awakening and job at I M P.)
Moxxie: I like to go on record and say that incident was loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the RIGHT info on the target. It's very simple.
Loona: Oh, sit on a dick, moxxie.
Moxxie: YOU sit, sit on a, uh, um, d, DO YOUR JOB!
Blitz: HEY, now we don't blame our screwups on loona, ok? She didn't do anything wrong.
Moxxie: Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful.
Tylerman: How so? I do remember she battled me and the mask, but I don't count that as wrong. She just had some instincts she couldn't control.
Moxxie: OH, trust me, I know some things.
Mask: Like, what?
Moxxie; Well, terror mask, she hung up on millie when she wanted her to call me, she refused the present she got from Blitz, faxed me in an ad for weight loss, ate my lunch, kicked me outta the way and kicked a baby carriage off a mother's hands, and finally she was yelling at blitz about a certain prince wanting to talk to blitz!
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