Our adventure begins with a backstory.
Mayberry: I was a good person b4 it all went down. I was good my entire life.
The entire class was preparing to sing.
As soon as the dunce kid said something about today being her husband's birthday, she had a panic attack and got her students' attention.
Mayberry: OH MY STARS! Stop singing, children, hush up now! I forgot it's my husband's birthday, I didn't get him anything special.
Girl: Maybe if we call him, we could do a happy birthday surprise!
The entire class agreed to that and decided to go for it, only to see her husband cheating on her. She was so mad, she was gonna confront them.
Girl: Wait, remember what u taught us: think b4 u act.
But she was having none of it. She grabbed her throat, and she threw her way up high and left the school and made it to the bedroom.
Jarold: Oh shit! Sweetie, what r u doing here?
Mayberry: SHUT UP, JAROLD!
She started her rampage by taking out the mistress.
Jarold: OH MY GOD! What have u done!? She had a family!
Mayberry: WE COULD'VE HAD A FAMILY!!!
She kills him as the children watched all of it.
Mayberry: OH MY GOD! What have I done? In front of all of u! I'm so sorry. Don't forget to work on your times tables.
She kills herself and the kids faint.
Mayberry: U do EVERYTHING right in the world, and still get sent down here with all the hitlers and epsteins of the world. After 1 measly massacre propelled by blind rage, so that's y I'm here: to get my revenge.
Blitz: I mean, was she hotter? I'm just saying that I had a hard time understanding the unprompted melodrama u just spat at me, tits.
She got furious as her aura glowed red.
Blitz: Anyway, I don't think u know how we're operating down here, we take revenge out on the living, and it sounds like the core cast of your sitcom of death frankly r already down here with u. Boops her nose.
Mayberry: Not all of them. That whore somehow survived, now they all call her a hero.
Reporter: How does it feel to have survived such a crazy bitch?
Martha: I just hope that sick woman finally found peace.
Reporter: u r so brave. Here's $2,000,000.
Martha: Oh, thank u!
Mayberry: From all the different talk shows and donation bullshit, she makes so much Goddamn cash. Getting shot was the best thing that ever happened to her!
A montage of all the times she was called a hero and Ms. Mayberry was PISSED OFF.
Mayberry: SHE IS NOT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blitz: mhmm, ok, yeah, my thoughts exactly.
He pressed a button a lot of times as it said deranged client on it while the rest of the group were doing target practice.
Millie: moxxie, stop shaking! You're gonna shoot our only hellhound and our only mask boy.
Loona: Wow. I feel so loved here.
Tylerman: Hey, at least they acknowledged your safety.
Loona: True.
Mask: But when do we get to do some killing? I wanna get to the good stuff.
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