Written by Ronnie
Me: *goes to see Mockingjay in the theaters*
Cashier: *hands me tickets* okay here are your tickets you're in theater--
Me: *runs away frantically to the theater while holding heart and receiving strange glances from other people*
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Me: *is sitting and drawing on iPad*
Person: hey what're you drawing
Me: well you see it's Tris and Tobias fighting President Snow while Hogwarts lies broken in the background and if you look closely in the right Percy Jackson is stabbing Smaug with a trident and *continues ranting*
Person: oh so you like books?
Me: *stares with a blank expression*
Person: what fraction are you from? haha
Me: fraction?
Person: ...
Me: leave
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Person: *sees a movie poster* oh look they're making a Hunger Games Two
Me: ...
Me: I no longer wish to know you
Person: what I thought you like the hunger games
Me: *breathes fire*
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Me: omg look a Harry Potter movie marathon on ABC
Me: *researches the time it takes for all movies to play*
Me: oh thirteen hours not so bad
Me: *literally disappeares from all social media for thirteen hours then sits in the corner and thinks about how many tissue boxes I went through to finish Harry Potter*
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Mianite: *jumps off of the cliff to end season one*
Me: *throws computer across room* iM SO FLIPPING DONE
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Person: omg I love TFIOS the movie was so amazing I cried a river
Me: ... did you read the book
Person: no but I bet the movie was so much better--
Me: stop. Get out.
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RANT:
I hate when people obsess over books that they haven't even read.
like everyone knows that Snape kills Dumbledore.
have you even read to that part?
no.
but if you tell another person how amazing of a plot twist it was and how you cried bc Dumbledore was your favorite character
I will Avada Kedavra you.
okay?
okay.
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A LITTLE BUT ABOUT MYSELF AND MY FANDOMS. NEXT CHAPTER IS GINNY'S. THANKS FOR READING.
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Fan girl problems
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