You're a girl bc I said so also I'm drunk af
You were out n bout with Stellaron Hunter SAM, he was so hot you had a secret crush on him and you were like a really really straight girl.
Suddenly you tripped and fell and you were caught in his big metallic arms Jesus Christ he was HOT.
SAM: Are you okay (Y/N)
(Y/N): I'm okay now that you're here to catch me also you're like lowkey cunty wouldn't it be funny if you were a girl
SAM: about that..
Suddenly, completely out of the blue SAM the strong sexy stellaron hunter robot guy turned into a cute uwu discord kitten looking ass girl.
Firefkdy; T-this is the real me I'm a girl
All of a sudden you felt lesbian urges that came out of nowhere.
(Y/N): omg you turned me into a lesbian wtf! You're my girlfriend now
Firefly: O-okay I had a crush on you for a while
Then you pulled her into a kiss, you haven't brushed your teeth in 5 days and she gagged a little but tried to pretend she didn't
(Y/N): let's go on a date I love you my baby boo boo girly cutie kitten uwu
Soon you arrive at a cute picnic spot but she was really scared of bugs and one landed on her and she had a panic attack and pissed herself while you sat there and laughed. It was so awkward after you didn't talk for a month
Suddenly your PC was hacked uh oh...
Silver Wolf: lol
(Y/N): NOOO WHY YOU HAXK ME
Silver Wolf: shut up bitch kys
Suddenly firefly was thrown through your screen somehow and she was there
(Y/N): omg my bbg! You look so cute I'm sorry for laughing when you pissed yourself
firefh: it's okay I forgive you I love you
Then you kissed and fucked all night but she had the SAM mech on because you weren't fully committed to being a lesbian yet
Stay turned chat melw
