idiots rate ships (im srry if ur fav ship is rated low)

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1/ Sun x Mercury.
Sun : ..NO.

Mercury : This is just weird..

Sun : Gross. 0/10

Mercury : -100/10

2/ Venus x Mercury
Venus : Um..

Mercury : I like it :)

Venus : .. 9/10

Mercury : 10/10!!

3/Venus x Earth
Venus : ..This is basically incest..

Earth : 😨.. 0/10

Venus : Same with Earth.

4/Venus x Mars
Mars : Um, it's fine i guess?

Venus : Not rlly my thing, 3/10

Mars : 4/10

5/Earth x Mars
Mars : Now this is better, 10/10

Earth : 10/10 <3

Mars : <333

Venus : Get a room.

6/ Mars x Venus x Earth
Earth : No.

Venus : Fuck no

Mars : Gross.

All : 2/10

7/Earth x Mercury
Earth : Actually kinda like it ngl

Mercury : Same, but your dating Mars so, 5/10

Earth : Same with Mercury.

8/Jupiter x any inner planet
Jupiter : They're basically like my sons, 0/10

9/ Jupiter x Saturn
Saturn : This ship is fine, but we're basically just best friends, 7/10

Jupiter : I'll go with Saturn.

10/ Jupiter x Neptune
Neptune: Yesss!!!100/10

Jupiter : Same as Neptune.

11/ Saturn x Uranus
Uranus : I love it :)

Saturn : 10/10 :)

Uranus : 10/10

12/ Uranus x Neptune.
Uranus : Um, this is kind of incest because me and Neptune see each other as cousins. 1/10

Neptune : ye

13/ Jupiter x Uranus
Uranus : Ehh.. not really mt thing, but it has a lot of potential so, 6/10.

Jupiter : Same reasons as Uranus, but 7/10.
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Okay so thats basically it, you can give them other ships to rate and all that, bye!

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