Hey everyone. Ace here! This is a trailer for the Mandalorian version of "Deadpool and Wolverine". Won't be out anytime soon, but I just wanted to write a trailer for it. Here we go!
(We see the inside of a bar. Sitting at the bar is James "Logan" Howlett, aka the Wolverine. Next to him is an old Luke Skywalker(picture him looking like he did in the last Jedi. Except in casual clothes). The two of them look depressed.)
"I told you two already. You're not welcome here. You're not welcome anywhere." The bartender told them in disgust. "Now get the f#*&k out of my bar.".
"Just give us one more drink each and then we'll leave." Logan said, not really caring. "We don't really have anywhere else to go." Luke said, sounding just as depressed.
(Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, and Mandalorian then make themselves known. Deadpool stands by Logan, while Mando confronts Luke.)
"Hi Peanut." Deadpool addressed Logan. "We're going to need you and Gandalf over there to come with us right now.". He told them. "We need you for something dire." Mando added.
(Logan and Luke give the newcomers tired looks. Clearly, they're too drunk and depressed to care about what they have to say. Mando and Wade look at each other and back to them)
"Look, ladies. We're not not interested." Logan said, waving them off. "Just leave us be." Luke said, taking a drink of his alcohol.
"I knew you would say that." Mando said, not surprised at all. "Alright, well, I don't know about Mr Fantastic here. But, I'm sorta on the tic tic here. So, upsie daisy."
(Wade points to his wrist as if there's a watch on it. He then tries to grab the mutant and Jedi by their collars to pull them up. Logan and Luke try to fight back with their powers. But, either due to being drunk or not really feeling it anymore, their powers don't work all the way. Logan's adamantium claws only come out at the tip. Luke tries to use the force to summon a beer bottle to his hand, but it only wiggles. The four look down at Logan's claws and Luke's a sense of the force.)
"Huh? Whisky dick of the claws? Not sure about Skyguy Jr's problem with the force is. But your's is quite common in wolverines over 40." Wade joked. "I do remember that being more impressive." Mando noted, his expression unreadable under the helmet.
"Neither of you want this." Logan told them. "Trust us. You don't." Luke said, almost pleading
(Deadpool pulled a gun on Logan, aiming for the head. On the gun, it reads "smile and wait for the flash". Mando puts Luke in a chokehold, holding the Darksaber hilt to his neck.)
"Unless you two want to take a deep breath through your f*$%king forehead and throat, respectively, we suggest you reconsider." Wade threatened. "I'd listen to him if I were you." Mando told Luke.
(Luke and Logan just smirk at the threats. Logan places his forehead right on the gun. Luke grabs Mando's hand and presses the hilt further into his neck. "Marvel Studios and Ace Xavier Omni Productions". Luke, Wade, Mando and Logan are now in some kind of desert or wasteland. This is part of the void at the end of time. Logan is now in a yellow and blue costume, while Luke is in his Jedi robes. Surrounding them are stuff like the CN tower and the wreckage from the second Death Star, sunken into the Earth. Most strange are two strange structures. One says "20th Century Fox", while the other says "Lucasfilm". Wolverine and Luke stand over Mando and Deadpool. We see a clip of Wade's friends at his birthday party.)
"I'm about to lose everything I've ever cared about." Wade says, thinking of his friends. "And like hell I'm going to let an entire universe be wiped out." Mando promised. Though he might not like Deadpool, that doesn't mean he wants the man to suffer.
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