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1226 (yeah these are pretty short)Summary
Aqua and Kana are at a party. Though, one of them is a lot more lightweight than the other wold've thought.
Oh well, both of them were hopeless.
As the night raged onwards, a certain Aqua Hoshino wasn't the most ecstastic about it. So, he decided to just drink, would he drink a healthy amount? Probably not. But, he was a legal adult now so he do to his heart's content.
Still though, when would this party end, or even simmer down a bit?
Kana stared at a now-unconscious Aqua Hoshino lying on the bar counter. Poking his cheek, she observed that there wasn't a response. So as a reasonable next step, she pinched his cheeks.
Now, if she was sober, she probably wouldn't do that. But to hell with it! She was legally allowed to be wasted along with the guy she was staring at!
But before she could continue, the barkeep spoke to her. "If this man right here is your friend, I reccomend making him leave alongside you, the party has long ended already."
She half-heartedly nodded, some part of her wanting to continue doing what.. whatever she was planning to do next.
Oh well.
So without much thought, Kana decided to carry Aqua. Probably not the best choice, as she fell down with him onto the floor trying to carry his full weight. The barkeep stared at the.. pair and sighed as he just walked away.
Now that she was mostly-drunk on the floor with an unconscious Aqua Hoshino laying on her legs, she maybe, possibly, just realized that this would be a pickle.
So, she got up, and her next course of action, was to instead drag Aqua out of the club, into the streets, and to his house. To be honest, not the worst she could come up with while like this.
During tne streets part of the mission, a fatal flaw that Kana missed in her excessive planning was that, Aqua woke up.
"Arima." Kana continued what she was doing (dragging a now conscious Aqua Hoshino) and Aqua's words flew in and out of her. So, Aqua breathed in, and shouted "ARIMA!" at the top of his lungs, and It seemed that finally got the attention of the person dragging him. "Ohhh... Ah-kun! Your awake!" She then stopped dragging him by his shirt collar. A shame if you would ask the author.
Aqua fell to the floor, as he realized, he was incredibly hungover right now, and could not walk. So what happened in the end was, Aqua slumped down on the floor, as Kana awkwardly stood over him staring into neverland.
Now despite all of Aqua's plans, this wasn't in it. Which would probably be fair.
So there Aqua was, lay on the sidewalk floor and thinking what to do. "...Arima, what.. happened?" Aqua y'know first tried to get a grip on the situation, surely that'd do something, right?? "Ooohh, you got unconscious n' like... the party ended and the club kicked everyone out."
"...right." Aqua then just gave up at this point. Judging by Kana's manner of speech and tone, she was not the slightest bit sober. And to be honest, only some of him was sober as well at this point.
Kana sat down on a nearby bench, dragging Aqua to it as well. She then mustered up all the strength she had in this.. state, and plopped Aqua onto the bench with her. Now Aqua was ecstastid over not being on the sidewalk anymore, the notion of Kana falling asleep being a high probability right now was not the most re-assuring for him.
"Arima." That seeming to alert Kana that Aqua still existed, she responded "Yeaaahh~?" Aqua, sighed. "Right, let's get back at this instant." Judging by the look on her face, Kana seemed to agree.
The notion of being dragged returned to Aqua's mind as he-
Kana got Aqua on her back, and carried him away like a child getting a piggy-back ride. Well, this wasn't the worst outcome in Aqua's mind at the least.
Aqua took this as a pretty good time to ask some questions. "Arima, what happened?" Kana replied "Well~ you went unconscious n'-" Aqua stopped her. "You already told me that. I mean, what happened while I was unconscious?"
"Ookayy.""So like, when you fell asleep n' stuff, some people tried to do stuff to you." Aqua paused after hearing that. "..What stuff?" Kana thought, and responded. "I dunno, I forgot." Aqua sighed.
"But like, I stopped them! Stopped uh, whatevah they were doin!" Kana exclaimed out with a pretty stoked tone. "I.. thanks, Arima." Aqua stuttered out.
"Your welcome!"
Aqua fell asleep on Kana's shoulder.
When the blonde, blue-eyed boy woke up around 30 minutes later, Kana stopped. When she stopped, Aqua nearly panicked that she was about to fall unconscious, until he realized that she was staring at a building. That gave him a lot of relief, but he was also concerned that he still couldn't walk.
Nevertheless, they finally got back-
Ah, this wasn't the Hoshino household. It was an apartment block.
As the two went up the stairs to Kana's apartment, Aqua was half-concerned that she would fall, and half-concerned that someone saw this sight and a scandal ensued.
Nevertheless, Kana got to her room, opened the door, closed it, and thankfully in Aqua's mind, locked it. She then walked 2 and a half more meters to her living room, and collapsed.Aqua, now with the ability to walk half a centimeter, stood up, and tried to carry Kana to her room and on her bed. (aqua is genuinely being portrayed as someone who can hold his liquor less than a 5 year old)
As Aqua tried to walk holding an unconscious Arima Kana, he opened a door, and saw a janitorial closet. His thoughts dangled around a little bit, and was surprised to learn that Kana knew how to have cleaning supplies.
He closed the door, and entered Kana's bedroom.
It was ordinary. He didn't really want snoop around her room to find a diary or something along the lines of that. As he sat down on her bed, he placed her down. Well, this was the least he could do for what she did for him tonight.
He was thankful that she didn't leave him on the bar counter, and actually carried him to her apartment, though the dragging wasn't the best.
She looked calm when she was asleep. He always knew she was pretty, she was like the Sun after all. A bright idol and incredibly talented in acting.
Aqua noticed that she looked pretty disheveled. Her hair was messy, face was a bit of a mess, even her clothes looked a bit worn and wrinkly.
Maybe it was because of the party. Scratch that, definitely because of the party.
Kana woke up after a.. interesting 'dream' about Aqua.
(what did you do while he was sleeping on your shoulder, kana?!????!!)Yawning as she started to get up, she didn't quite remember how she got to her bed, or even apartment for that matter, but nevertheless, she was-
She felt her foot hit something as she was stretching it out. She audibly jumped and shrieked(?) as she first thought it was a mug or something, then, she re-avaluated and thought it was a sleep-paralysis demon.
Nevertheless, she looked down, and saw...
"AQUA?!" Everything considered, sleep-paralysis demon was fairly close.
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