ALASTORS POV:
I see a girl on a roof of a house so I teleport to the girl and she starts reading a paper out loud
"By the time you read this I y/n l/n will be gone there's nothing for me here I'm alone, forsaken, invisible." "that makes two of us" "who the hell are you?" "can you.... see me?" "yeah" (alastor doesn't do the rock n roll thing bj does) "you can use a buddy don't you want a pal (yes I do yes I do) girl the way I see it your daddy should be leavin and you stick around and K¡|| H¡M!" "wait what?" "nothing so y/n don't end yourself defend yourself daddy is the of you should maim together we'll exterminate, assassinate!" "NO!!" "the finer points can wait but first you gotta say my name, go ahead and jump but that won't stop him right here you got a solid plan b option I can bring your daddy so much pain all you gotta do is say my name, girl just say it three time in a row then you won't believe how far I'll go I'm on the bench but coach put me in the game all you gotta do is say me name" "I don't know your name" "well I can't say it" "how about a game of... charades?" "yes let's play it!" "two words" "yah" "second word" "yah" "devil?" "Satan?" "demon?" "Yes" "first word" " music box?" "boom box" "radio?" "yes" "radio demon" "wow I'm impressed and all you gotta do is say it three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken ready?" "yah" "ok go" "radio demon, radio demon, radio demooooooooooo" "Yes!" Cause, your so smart a stand up bro I'll think your offer let you know but I prefer my chances down be lone radio demon, radio demon, radio being a young and female doesn't mean that I'm a easy mark I've been swimming with piranhas I don't need a shark yes, life sucks but not that much ok, radio demon, radio demon, radio be a doll and spare the lecture" "I'm offering you a full-time specter" "are you any good?" "you bet'cha trust me baby" "I just met ya really it's a flattering offer" "don't you wanna see dad suffer?" "I think I'd rather just jump off" "NO" "I may be suicidal but radio demon, it's not as if I've lost my mind" "so playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look" "just wanna know who I'm working with got any references?" (the whole possession thing does not happen in this because I am lazy and it would ruin the stiry) "we can wreck dad's evening together we can make a grown man weep I got a dinner date to keep" "ok so what's the plan" "teach dad a lesson he's gonna freak when you posses him so he wants the perfect daughter I'll lead that lamb to slaughter yeah, I got game I'm gonna make him say my name" "make him say your name"(x1) "not running away I'll make him say my name" "very well dear if that's what you want is it a deal now?" "yes it's a deal".
