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RICHIE TOIZER <3

Tw:just some language and well...Richie being Richie

RICHIE TOIZER HEAD CANNONS!! :D

Requested: No
(Takes place in chapter 1)
2017 version!!

-Richie is the type of guy to feel like really motivated to get through high school- and he would obviously be failing pretty bad...like I'm talking like a D+ was his highest grade...but his parents his parents wouldn't give a shit :( he would be so proud and brag about it to the losers to😭

Stanley was talking about how he got an A- in algebra and said his dad was gonna murder him...and Richie butted in interrupting him "haha my parents don't give 2 shits about me!" Everyone just stopped and starred
Bill: "r-r-Richie..."
Stan: "..."
Eddie: "oh...Richie...that's not..."
Mike: "shit man-"
Ben: "do you need help studying...?"
Bev: "oh..."

-HE WOULD BE SO CONFUSED ON WHY EVERYONE GOT SO SAD!!

Richie: Uhm guys...your supposed to be jealous wtf-

-anyway he sadly dropped out of high school!! :(  he only went to the graduation to see Eddie graduate!!

-if he so happened not to get dropped out of high school...I feel like to his graduation he would just wear his normal Hawaiian button ups and Eddie would scold him ofc
-he would go to college and work at a bar/diner that had a comedy night! And that's how he became a Stand up comedian :p

-anyways!!

-his room would be so fucking messy, you couldn't see the floor

-HE WOULD SECRETLY BE LIKE OBSESSED WITH BOYBANDS-

-one of his guilty pleasures would be pickles and mayonnaise- gross combo but he just loves it- sprinkle some seasoning salt on it and you have him put.

-he tried to get Eddie to try his concoction and Eddie just ended up gagging nonstop-

-he really likes root beer floats- like at the cafe there that's all he would get- he comes so often that anyone that works there already had a root beer float ready for him😭

-you already know poor baby is insecure about his glasses </3

-IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE </333

-a while back he got so sick of them her left them at home while going to hang out with the losers

-that went well...(not.)

-when he arrived everyone was kinda shocked and atleast once asked were his glasses were

- "I looked at Ed's mom and they shattered"

-Eddie cursed him out

-he couldn't see anything and was running into people a lot

-when he rode his bike he shook violently-

-ended up crashing into a ditch and got a scrape on his knee 😔

-all good tho because Eddie came to the rescue!!

-Richie was loving it

-so worth the scrapped knee

- "get the alcohol wipes from my second fanny pack!!"

-Eddie would be kind of nervous and scared

-"dude...I don't have aids..."
-"We don't know that!!!"

-I feel like he would have a pink fluffy dairy-

-writes about being a boy liker 😱

-he's so gay

[FOOT NOTE]: YABSBDHEBDHENEV I LIVE RICHIE SM!! And finally some reddie >:3 I really hope you enjoyed!!

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Date: JULY/9/TUESDAY/2024