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(LOSERS CLUB) what they would do at a fancy restaurant

Tw:just some swearing and inappropriate jokes (Richie >:( ) and maybe some reddie >:3

Bill:
-would 100% be really nervous the entire time
-WOULD USE SO MUCH MANNERS- no elbows in the table >:(
-is almost like the mom of the group
-would kick Richie under the table if he starts acting up
-would get mad if the table next to them was "having more fun" so he would make everyone fake laugh to seem like they were having a better time
-pays for everyone (is the richest)
-while ordering his stutter gets really bad
-"I-i-i-I'll ha-have-have a-a-a-a... sh-shit.."

Richie
-burps extremely loud
-orders a bunch of food just because he's not paying
-he would flirt with the waitresses
-he would make extremely inappropriate jokes and say them extremely loud..
-"hey Ed's! Your mom tastes better!"
-he would definitely try and act like a snob
-would use a fancy British accent to order his food
-steals the spoons and forks
-if they didn't serve alcohol he would spike his own, and maybe eddies just to fuck with him
-wears his middle aged gay dad Hawaiian shirts

Eddie
-glaring at everyone like there batshit crazy
-is to scared of the dishes there
-"what if someone who had aids used this fork?!"
-*intense inhaler puffing sounds*
-brings his own plates,forks,spoons any cutlery
-he would have this like massive backpack and begin pulling out everything and everyone in the restaurant is just staring😭
-refuses to use the wash rooms there (me to bud me to)
-extremely afraid of steak
-"what if it's to chewy?!"
-"what if it's raw?!"
-"what if I choke?!"
-gets bill or Richie to cut his stake
-but he makes sure they wash there hands first ofc

Ben
-he is to scared to order
-gets Bev to order for him
-would order chicken nuggets
-he would order off the kids menu if they had one just to use those little coloring pages and the tiny crayons
-would side eye everyone at the table to get them to shut up if he noticed someone staring at them
-would help the waiters and waitresses clean up the table
-pushes in his chair when they leave (and would push in anyone's who forgot to)

Mike
-he would order like a salad or something but would steal someone else's food becuase he hates salad
-he kinda just monitors everyone's behaviour like a teacher when kids are having a test
-if they got weird looks he would say that he had no idea who they were
-would have 911 on speed dial (just in case)

Beverly
-wears a suit
-would act like a mafia gangster from the 1920s
- "weres the cash?"
-would flick people from under the table and act like it wasn't her but it clearly is
-would order spaghetti just to do the lady and the tramp thing with bill
-spoiler alert Richie would like cut the middle just when they were about to kiss
-would randomly bash her hands on the table
-"sorry...spasm" :) (PLEASE TELL ME SOMEONE GET THAT REFRENCE)
-would stick her foot out to trip anyone she thought had a bad vibe (which was almost everyone)

Stan
-would act like Gordon Ramsey
-"theses potatoes are cold."
-cold glares anyone and everyone
-over dresses in very fancy clothes
-has and already prepared script on what to say during super
-acts like a middle aged divorced dad with a minim wage 9 to 5 office job
-really grumpy expression
-would look at the waiters for help
-anyone who would pass he would mouth the words "help" to them and would give them a pleading look

[FOOT NOTE] woo! First chapter out!! Not bad at all! I really hope you enjoyed! More coming soon!
Word count:633
Date: MONDAY/JULY/8/2024