Blueberry and his love struck idiots

Harem incorrect quotes

I found these quotes on wattapad and thought of making this.

Kageyama: Can you do me a favour?

Atsumu: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take all the blame for you.

Kageyama: Oh, Can you do the dishes-

Atsumu: NO.

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Kageyama *teeth clenched*: I am gonna take you out.

Oikawa: Great. It's a date.

Kageyama: I- No, I meant that as a threat in a match

Oikawa: See you at 6 *wink*

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Kageyama: *is sad*

Bokuto: Don't be sad

Kageyama: Why not?

Bokuto: I-I don't have a good answer.

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Kundaichi: Can you ask Kageyama if he loves me?

Kunimi: He's your husband.

Kundaichi: Yeah but still

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[Married Levkage]

Kenma: Do you know what I like about Lev

Kuroo: His husband.

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Yaku: WHO DRANK MY FUCKING COFFEE I WILL K

Kageyama: It was me. I'm sorry.

Yaku: -kiss you and give you more. Do you want snacks too? I'll get you some snacks

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Kageyama: Tsukishima, No.

Tsukishima: Tsukishima, Yes.

Kageyama: Tsukishima, no.

Tsukishima: Tsukishima, maybe...

Kageyama, softly: Kei...

Tsukishima: Kei, no...

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Kuroo: I would do anything for you.

Kageyama: Anything?

Kuroo: Anything.

Kageyama: Would you quit being so overprotective of me?

Kuroo: Fuck no

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Daichi: Kageyama's late for practice. Weird.

Kageyama, stumbling into the room while panting heavily: Hey...s sorry I'm late. I was busy doing...something.

*Tsukishima coming in with heated breaths as well*

Suga: Oh God...

Tsukishima: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Terushima, Texting Kageyama: Babe answer your phone

Kageyama: Give me a second, I can't find my phone

Terushima: Ok, Anything for you.

Terushima:

Terushima: You're the worst boyfriend ever, Tobio. You're killing your own lover, Tobio.

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Shirtorizawa Kageyama(sort of)

Semi: Kageyama, is that a hickey?