RohiRat Tales

Dumb and Dumbers

Helloooo people! How am I updating thrice in two weeks?
I am bored... Basically.

I was traveling by bus and it broke down, so I was stuck for half an hour and this was my timepass.

This is not a OS, not a snippet... It's something. I don't know how to describe it, you'll have to read it.

I hope y'all like it!

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# 1
Rahul bhai- Patience is the key to success.

Rohit- Or I could just hit a six?

Rahul bhai- I know that.
Smiles and gives up.

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# 2
Rohit- Rishab we need a good score, I want you to play only safe shots, grounded preferably. We need a partnership.

Rishab- Gotcha!

*Hits a fast bowlers ball out of the park followed by his bat flying over the keepers head.* Rishab- Smiles.

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# 3

Rahul- Hardik, there's water, don't slip on it.

*Slips on it.*

Hardik- Who the hell put water here??

Rahul Sighs.
Rah- Everytime!

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# 4

Jassi- No you can't have him all for yourself! I'm his first kiddo... You come way later, don't try to hog all his time with your puppy eyes!

Virat from behind the door,
Who do you think he's talking to Ro?

Jassi- So I need you to dial down your cuteness trap okay Angad?

Angad- Bhppphmm.

Virat and Rohit sigh.

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# 5

*Ishan playing violently with a pop it.*

Rohit- There's a child in this man.

Shub- And he'll die if we take it out.

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# 6

Shreyas- Here.
*Hands him a get better soon card.*

Jassi- Oh are you unwell?

Rishab- No, he just thinks I can do better, generally.

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# 7

Sanju- As a wicket keeper, the trick is to stay focused and controlled.

Rishab- The trick is to scream out loud and hope for the best.

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# 8

Jaddu- I dare you to chokeslam the next person that comes in.

Virat- Are you crazy? I would never hurt my kids.

*Rohit walks in.*

Virat- But rules are rules.

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# 9

Jassi- Emotional availability is important, sex is not the answer.